| Show what F 0 5 t wt thinks aks ai about making money in stir EVERLY HILLS CALIF B BEVERLY things certainly are lovely for the boys in the big stone bide a wee homes is it not so at san quentin here her in california chosen groups turning out counterfeit money and never having to worry about getting in jail since they ore are already in and a nice jolly strike on at alcatraz and in my old home state the inmates just seeming to coma come and go at will as it were but in illinois Is where thee the chaps haps enjoy all tile the benefits of congenial society without the bother of paying dues it must be grand serving as a in member ember of the house committee of t the lie jollet joliet indoor country club what with crap games and irvin S cobb poker parties parde s and liquor made right light there on n the premises a and shots in the arm at the low rate of one dollar per shot the day Is at hand when prison break in iii tile headlines wont mean that some of the fellows on the inside ure are trying to get out but that some of tile the fellows on the outside are trying to get in and who could blame them the yellow Pe peril rills peril A AT T THIS moment the question before the house Is whether it Is more perilous to be a statesman in japan and give offense to the soldiers soldier s or a soldier in america and give offense to the statesmen at the risk of being p penalized for punning this Inho innocent cent bystander ventures the prediction that amongst ui us there wont be any more of these summary removals for the hagood of the service as it were because when something happens off or on a military post to make tom blanton the blood sweating behemoth of texas democracy line up with a lot of republicans well I 1 never thought id live to see the day I 1 dont believe uncle tom did either ill bet nobody Is more surprised than he Is 0 abolishing potlatches T LAST accounts the canadian AT parliament lament had bad a bill before it to abolish potlatches when an indian gets prosperous lie he gives a party with free food and drink tor for all and whatever ar 1 ho I 1 has loft left over oer be bentos bestows upon the guests and so winds up beggared but birt happy a potla potlatch tell although i tit at present confined to the indians its not their own idea they borrowed borrow ed it from some of the early settlers sett leis its an old scotch custom tracing the genesis of traditional things Is interesting I 1 thought the famous motto of tile the northwest est mounted police had originated within the force until once when I 1 tackled led some native smoking tobacco at a trading post in upper ontario As soon as I 1 recovered consciousness I 1 knew whence came the slogan always gets its man I 1 that was years ago but I 1 still have dizzy spells in humid weather speaking of borrowing or rather of trading we could make a profitable deal from our standpoint by swapping canada a great gross of parole boards and overly sentimental governors and judges who put technicalities before common sense and common justice for about halt half a dozen of their trial courts and one or two square jawed prison wardens 0 0 ti holdout time IT T IS the gladsome season when last years stars swear never put on uniforms again unless they get better contracts while the managers just ns as loudly declare the boys bos will accept ft hats offered or stay out of the game gaine forevermore tor evermore through anxious weeks each group proclaims that from the position thus taken it ft will never neer never abate one botor jot or tittle rut but when the first robin starts north and the last training squad starts south something always happens one side decides to abate quite a few of the jots and the other side says oh after nil all a tittle more or less between betwee 1 I 1 friends so this springs n gs hold outs cuts become this falls pennant winners or otherwise as the case may be and frequently Is and behind the scenes everything in either championship team will be just as peaceful as a cage full of panthers until tills this time next nest year which Is ii the leisure class clan HEN mr J pierpont pont morgan WHEN wald said any american family that kept a maid belonged to tile the leisure class he touched a responsive chord in the bosom of this household only he got the proposition mixed as it applied to our little home test a maid we had tor for a short spell who really qualified possibly we give satisfaction anyhow one evening she took umbrage and some guest towels and a ham and one thing and another and silently stole away put dut looking bad I 1 cant recall anybody else who could be be sq BO leisurely and so classa both it at once we are wondering now what class we boiling belong to on oil the present malda maids night out probably mr air morgan worried in that regard lie he could is as the second man to stick arVi around ind i we ve ha venta a second ond man though ha ba ve en nt even worked up to the lr stone yet et IRVIN S COOK copyright servi |
