| Show ain about hollywood bute and ana prow probes EVERLY HILLS CALIF B out here our two favorite headlines are rift and probe one signifying 1 unify ng that some ideal m marriage ariage between moyle stars has begun to split at the seams and the other that some functionary has been in office long enc enough rugh for for the professional investigators to start investigating in between somebody Is either cither trying to put sister almee mcpherson in a hole or get tom moony out of t jail sa be far nether neither undertaking has succeeded but folks keep right on trying ing last month it was sister ailees turn this math its tom mooneye Moo but when other sources of news fall fail we its fine to be able to fall back on good irvin S cobb old reliable rut rift and dependable s stanch t a n a h 0 old I 1 d probe lo 10 poor los LOB renaissance als sance ting THE HE government says the surviving indians are actually in cri creasing asing iri in number I 1 started to add that this proves prove s thi the indians are holding their own but since weve reve left them ver very y little ot of their awit to 0 hold I 1 stayed dij nij my band the Nava hoes always have been the most independent and aloof of all H the tribesmen for the most part they continue to live a nomadic existence following their ancient beliefs and ceremonials refusing to ta be caged aged in towns yet numerically and in material possessions they outgrow any other tribe can it be that the white mans culture which we so jealously strive to cram down the gullets of red people and black and brown and yellow always what the victims need but of cl course to say that is practically to admit our cur civilization might have a few tiny flaws la in it it whereas we know it to be the one perfect creation ot of man and for proof point to its crowning achievement the late world war 0 the spoils system WS a criticism lits its a un timid jd tuttle THIS attle prediction based on an au all the political experience that the past yields to us pledges of curtailment in governmental expenditures as emanating from white house sources are undoubtedly sla sincere eore but andy jackson or cr whoever it was first coined the line expressed the correct idea when he be said that to the victor belonged the spoils and not to let them spoil too long either so it should ret surprise anybody cr ar deeply anybody except the few G 0 P boys scattered through congress it if pennsylvania aud missouri and certain itt other states should go right on getting plenty piet y out of the treas treasury iury lor for ton tinned relief work on behalf of senator senater guff guffey ey and mr and suchlike such like benefactors of the human race not that the ins are any gre greedier ed than the outs merely improved in sagacity since the tee days when nearly all the smart wolves seemed to be republicans and nearly all the half witted sheep seemed to be democrats but might as well make up its mind to being sort of neglected from now on en maine she aint been right frances inconsistency FRAN CE has just lent a vast sum r to poland and poland it is admitted will use the money anoney to increase its war streng strength th if poland should repudiate the debt anade and default on the interest a howl will go up from li la belle bella france ring around the world but of course course it will continue to remain an evidence of soulless greed for unc uncle le sam even to intimate intile that france might pay us a I 1 little I 1 e something on account against t the enormous amount she owes us for bo borrowed owed money which she has to build up her bar arm army j also it would appear to pass along to poland so that poland may build up hers it if consistency bea be a jewel france fran e is practically out of jow elry IRVIN S COBB 0 service |
