Show CatU ESTION BOX by ED WYNN the perfect perfect fool dear sir mr wynn I 1 bought some stock in the banana oil company I 1 cant find anything in the papers about it A can you tell me if the stock has gone up yours truly N VESTOR answer it sure has it went up with the company dear mr air wynn I 1 am now forty two years of age and still unmarried I 1 cant seem to get a husband every leap year I 1 propose to seven or eight men but none of them will even listen what oh what shall I 1 do to get a husband sincerely A SPINSTER answer just tind find a man who Is sick on the flat of his back and its a cinch dear mr air wynn my wife is elt either he r careless or absentminded every time she goes out of the house she has her stockings on the wrong side how can I 1 cure her of wearing lier her stockings inside out yours truly I 1 M POSSIBLE answer the next nest time you see your wife with her stockings wrong side out turn the hose on her dear sir mr wynn I 1 am a girl twenty three years of age and have been going with a fellow for about five weeks he Is not very bright but I 1 think I 1 like him just the same ile he proposed to me last night and just to kid him I 1 said I 1 would marry him it he could tell me the difference between myself and a cow shall I 1 marry him anyhow yours truly N LOVE answer it he cant tell you the difference between yourself and a cow you better let him marry a cow cov dear mr wynn I 1 understand the lightweight championship pion plon ship Is in dispute can you tell me who are the two nearest contenders for the lightweight championship truly yours U answer just now it Is a tossup toss up between the ice man and the alie coal man |