Show affie funn y si e AN EXPERT during the holiday traffic rush two speed cops noticing a young woman who was driving dangerously shot ahead of her and drew up their cor car broadside so that the culprit had bad to stop excuse me young lady said one of the officers sarcastically do you know anything about driving a car of course said the bright young thing your trouble optimism in handcuffs handcuff some of those so bo called optimists we meet fire are like the chap spoken of in passing show london 1 I am quite optimistic about the future then why do you look so worried 1 I am not certain that my optimism Is justified women and baseball mrs green at ball game gain anif as pitcher and catcher hold a conference what are they talking about husband about what to throw to the next hatter britter mrs green but they arent allowed to throw anything except the ball are they all the policeman emans fault Alag magistrate istrate the traffic policeman says you got sarcastic with him mr nagger but I 1 dont intend to be he talked to me the way my wife does and I 1 forgot myself and answered yes my dear stray stories may never know guest do you make a reduced rate in this hotel if one stays more thana week porter deed boss I 1 dont know nobody has ever been able to stick it out here as long as a week HIPPO STRATEGY biow did the hippo monk game co come me out the hippos won one of the guards swallowed the ball and scored a touchdown Scare scarecrow crows must emust be a lot of gentlemen farmers around here achu uh h never saw so many scarecrows scare crows wearing evening dress louisville courier journal new reducer history lecturer can a anyone tell me what makes the tower of pisa lean stout lady I 1 dont know or id take some myself cappers weekly beginning friend how Is your son getting along in his medical studies proud mother fine he can already cure very small children border cities star quick thinking pa johnny what Is this 60 00 on your report card johnny I 1 I 1 think the temperature pera ture of the schoolroom brooklyn dally eagle truth cornes out have you seen kittys kitrys engagement ring yes I 1 wore it nil all last year |