Show TIM THE possibilities of A GREAT INVENTION i A time since bince in it salt lake 4 city aty tile the free lance pencil shover 1 to discover tile the j 1 doors ot of buas clings slam i they closed after the usual vigorous t push of nc lie f from roin the file alfalfa counties count iea 0 1 an invests investigation rution was mud fir the y i st causa of tile the un country coubry hlee erbor i fience of suit stilt lake doors door i which flew back to about aix ix inches of the i jania then closed with cute little quivering movements while not ex f i natly gt next to the f inon lie he guessed that the of the door worked tin an air rump pump and thus formed foi mud a cushion of compressed corn pressed wind 4 i which slowly emitted lut let the door afi without the t slightest i i t its ailts a great stiven invention tion I 1 lie ties les of oliby its application are arc iny rind and if properly applied will prove V t bethe ba the s greatest loon ever lor for suf ferin ferill 11 just think of that hint little anck action 4 air pump hoing being applied ii to the folding doors of the fuce face of a drunken dr en ailis who gos go s home to swear nl fit adir ife becart e their Is ia no flour ot 01 other pro giovi siona in iho house became bdeau w abe boil lent shopped ohop ped the cow fed and milked or iother ui old ld chude which the he average a loper rd alga aga U up 1 ns a 11 n to h his isa Is A en cn condition he entes enters assumes a g of dignified superiority und and opens his hig month the lair air pump Is filled iund tho the foldi folding ig doors almost close when they stop fayorl and by wil jirah and close ou on 3 about raida midway Y 1 between the muil cof a cat concert und md horse fiddle li the interest inhere t of pence peace it might be well to one to the cifes talking hine but it i be exactly just 0 f if t think thin of the family foliang door t jars that would he avondel if atlie baak action wind pump attached to the rosebud mouth of the sweet young t ia thing fresh from the he altar when for the first time pile fhe discovers that her alphonso alphonao deceived tier her 1 by 3 pleading buy buess engagements whim t he be was detained in a poker game gaine then what a boon it would be to almost tiny nay community to attach the J air pump to the iho mouths of gossips gosai ps luule and female or to the lie facial openings of saloon bums who hirist oo on getting their close to tile the faces of sober veople people and t telling them their wo boca ra or of the he eu en wealth loci locked ed up in mountain walled waited wild ent cat mining clai claims ins the usei to fco which that tunit little invin tiomi could be put in the he wily of bring i ing peana peace and comfort into the world V are so numerous thal no b me should t be lost by congress congre as in passing it a law making the wearing of it I 1 in certain eases cases |