Show SEh alt MIXING I 1 X ING 07 LETTERS careta ars tact lus rive causer unpleasant arit quarter guarter of an 1 hothir A wellin well irown in own citizen or of clay center allt ler I 1 had been invited to an aa evening ng party art j lie he wanted to go but blit ills his wife de declared einred that she hai no gown suitable for far tho cc occasion aaion i ard asked ached him to send I 1 i regrets to theli their hostess the man wont went down to his office and penned this facetious note of declination we wc regret that your tion must bo ba declined for all tile the con vent iOnal lonal reasons lint but the real reason is that half the family has D to wear waar my cifes latest dress dresa fil is over three weeks old antl and her hat is twelve hours out mit of late date you will appreciate the hopelessness of tile the occasion and ana excline st it he thought this pretty gool good and 11 ha a det determined to write a note to ills wife also explaining that lie he would not be b at horrie home for in an early carly dinn dinner r as s sho he hall had asked him livirt lie he said in this note 1 I have turned down your invitation because I 1 am going out to another evening party parly where tho guests are not nob expected to wear anything of im po nanco sorry I 1 wont be there to kiss hiss you good ight r b an and d then tho the fool pian man carelessly sent his lits rifea note to the hostess and 1 tle the hostess s note to ills his wife clay center tims thile tim s |