Show what oae coo r b b coi thin ks C about the campaign r lues ANTA MONICA CALIF S SANTA what with roosevelt taking over the ancient IIa theory of centralized authority and landon promising to restore the jeffersonian principle of state sovereignty the campaign is in high what with parley farley undertaking to I 1 organize the negro voters of the north for roosevelt and the other side claiming to be hopeful I 1 of carrying florida with the aid ot of white votes what with andy jackson turning over in his gr grave a v e ful and n d bunder james G blaine stirring f fretfully r et 1 under the sod it seems the most ampro campaign selections would be for the democratic orchestra to render john browns body and the republican quartet to sing bonny blue flag with special emphasis upon the stirring line hurrah hurrah tor for southern rights Hur rahl 0 0 0 doping the Gee gecs gees respite revelations that some of americas most prized race horses have repeatedly been doped one of the state racing boards rein reinstated a trainer found guilty of this foul and crooked cruel practice so our commissioner to the internal dional conference at geneva is disgusted M maybe a y b e because im hopelessly old fashioned I 1 still prefer that a horse should b e trained on the tu turf and not at a drug store the irvin S cobb fellow who prowls the paddock just before a race is liable either to go to sleep suddenly or go to bucking it depends on whether the geegee he sniffs has been drugged to lose or drugged to win 0 0 hollywood dog days to the hollywood i tor come during a dullish interlude the diary of miss astor has been closed and I 1 the next chapter in the lovelife love life of john barrymore has not been opened it might be said for miss actors output before the court shut it off that it was well written and caused the public eagerly to await further disclosures certain parties may have gone out of town but they all left word where the paper was to besent hereafter for a series of such purely personal confessions it might be well to begin each installment like this may it please your honor and my P precious petty kins 0 praising john hamilton I 1 HEARD john hamilton speak to a selected group of his own folks and please dont laugh when I 1 say that the individual he most reminds me of in engaging personality in sound sense is the rival national chairman jim farley without comparing these two as to past records or future prospects I 1 figure temperamentally alike in various ways notably in not getting unduly excited or nastily in his talk hamilton did not declare the american flag was in danger did not implore anyone to save the american home lie he call the republicans saints can call the democrats knaves or idiots he claim for his side a monopoly of patriotism quite calmly he told his hearers what points he thought should be stressed by his party in this campaign and poked fun at himself while poking fun at the other crowd congressmen versus taxes A AGAINST my better judgment im trying to be cheered by the announcement of the present majority leaders in congress that looking forward to the next session they behold no new taxes ahead but after election ahen the lads look closer probably be able to behold quite a few why a balanced budget is like the idea of santa claus something everybody talks about but nobody ever expects to see excepting when a campaign is on and the voters are sort of flinching their galled backs under the load a favorite pastime of legislators wherever found is thinking up morse more taxes to go along with the taxes theve already up they resist the craving for just so lo 10 long ng and then they notice some previously y overlooked dollars hiding behind tiie the baseboard and then well you might hire a henhawk to guard your henhouse but could you depend on his word IRVIN S COBB 0 western newspaper union |