Show on flie funny side loquacious elmer elmer elmer do you love lov me IU ill say do you think im beautiful you bet are my eyes the loveliest youve ever seen yes my mouth like a rosebud you know it and my figure divine I 1 uh huh oh elmer you say the nicest things tell me some more of one must mrs daughter let me impress upon you that you should never let a man kiss you dorothy how perfectly silly marnma mamma you certainly want me to have to do all the kissing would you enough in one theres one thing I 1 like ake about that boy ot of yours jones said smith after he had patiently listened to the latest achievement of the child that said the fond father he a tairi twin EVEN A WORM b tom fish careful ed ive heard that worms turn on you you guess it A young parson had taken for his text at his young mens class the parable of the wise and foolish virgins in conclusion he said now you young men which would you prefer the five wise wise virgins with the light or the five foolish virgins in the dark the vote was unanimous the brute miss modern to judge not only did he break my heart and wreck my life but he messed up my entire evening the conquest im the happiest woman in the world im marrying the man I 1 want oh nothing true happiness comes to a girl who marries the man somebody else wants I 1 |