Show Fin toned By Load Of Logs By FLORENCE ER Sometimes things to I go along everybody's paying attention to world is little tiling trips load of logs and they fall on manage big things in You either accept them or their It's mil those little things Jy flatten Li Me double Will please explain to me why one door a pair double doors is nearly always So many public buildings have double doors I suspect it must be a fire or safety precaution to have double but what good are they if one is always I'M LEFT and I reach for a door with my left and that is the one that is I spend more energy fumbling and pulling at locked And my are always writing Or maybe it's groceries or a grundle of empty bottles I'm returning to exchange for full I shift loads and get one hand relatively reach for the and it's THEN I reach for the right and you open a right hand door with your left you either go in or you shift your burdens to the other Whichever I I usually manage to drop something or bump into someone coming whom I did not see since I back into many or I drop thing and bump into someone coming IT'S ALL very damaging to my You know what dignity It's that commodity we use to cover our of which I have more than my on account of going into so many buildings backwards and in a bent over while I'm on the subject of I wish the automobile manufacturers or designers would consider us left-handed people when they design their car Reach for a car door with you left and you'll see what I WHEN you reach for a car door with your left the push button is underneath but your is on and it's practically impossible to get that thumb underneath to push the button So once again it's deposit the burdens on the car hood and open the car door with the right If there were no possible I could accept impossible situations with a martyr's but when I am put in these awkward predicaments simply because of someone else's I get THERE'S probably nothing irks me more than pounding on the bottom of a catsup bottle then getting a glob when I only wanted a I keep hearing there are new designs of catsup bottles on the and every time I someone tells me about the marvelous new catsup dispenser just That doesn't cure Whenever I pick up a bottle of catsup in a grocery it's still in impossible narrow necked Why should I go out and buy a go home and pour the catsup out of the bottle which I can't get it out of into another bottle when the manufacturer could put it in a decent container in the first THEY can put mustard in a bottle a spoon will go why don't they use the same bottles for Speaking of why do they put milk in cans a can opener won't What's so different about milk it can't go in a regular I can never find that pry up kind of opener which is the only tiling in my house will open a can of That's the only thing I that opener and I open a can of milk about once a and every time I go through I swear I'll never try to get milk out of a can I also plain The world is full of heart-fl ache and sorrow and hard work for few Most of us go through unappreciated and especially But I be a stoic about these bur-w-r dens and all will come out right in the end and I'll find my pot of gold-and good fame and j fortune will smile on 2 I CAN believe all these storybook endings are in store for me until I try to go through a locked doubled door with my then it all comes crash- ing down on me and I believe in nothing or So go get the and unlock BOTH I can smile |