Show IT CANT BU BE DONE jhc when wd wilson in was face faced d with se as vere opposition on his league of nations nation proposals 0 the objection it rast cant be done was familiar tann liar to his bis eat ears at such times he would relate this story A man was asat s telling his has son an Is a bed bedtime lians story to about an alligator it was creeping up behind a t tie with it its mouth wide ope open finally it was waa within reach but just as its great jaws were snapping ping shut hut the turtle made a spring ran up a tre tree and escaped why dad said the b boy how can a turtle spring and climb Is a tree tr great scott sea t t replied the father fer th he be bad t to 0 A congressional committee was vas meeting acting with president wilson and is you can well imagine many any of he be good representatives were shak tig ng the walls with their loud but un an ast rational ional oratory the P prez listened patiently f for or a while and then rested this story I 1 am reminded of ahe a old co colored ored man down in virginia who was vas riding a incle mule and ad dial ho was caught m a violent get k th a lerstad ler storm in while passing through mu g h a ae lense n se forest although he trembled it t the th a horrifying peals of thunder ie a we was thankful for the occasional lashes of lightning which enabled urn man to ses see his has way at last h he w grayed 0 bawd if it s jes ica the same lame to you I 1 it rather hev bay a little jess noise bouse an a little more light theodore roosevelt had this legend on an his bis white house desk the value of a smile costs nothing sai thing but creates much it is rest to the dearv daylight to the discouraged s sunshine ahme to the sad aad and nature a best antidote d is for trouble yes tes st it cannot t b be bought begged borrowed or stolen stales for it is something that is no earthly good to anybody abdy until said it is a give given way away A large republican meeting was tt Itt tended by a small am boy offering tor or sale four puppies so young 0 an their yes were still a unopened opened get your Ke Kinley pupa pups he shouted and a brisk sale two weeks at ater athe r the democrats had a meet meeting ig in the same town and the little my loy was again seen he haw king an armul of pups get your bryan pups Is e yelled a fled tb this 1 time d see her here es said an onlooker er dian didn t I 1 see you selling mcki 1 flipse ups h here aw a fe few weeks ago go Y dessir saw rep replied led the lad meekly b but these are dil different lecent they ve got their eyes open opeal of course we w cant prove it but baim ceorge eorge washington gt is as alleged to lave become wearied earled with an official afi serve investigation which paraded 6 a core of experts through his chaw cham flers a r it is my opinion wo on he is a td d that r calling many witnesses to lu prove ll 11 0 one ne fact fact is like adding a lar large go I 1 quantity a an t Y a of water to a small 9 quan u aty ty of brandy it at makes it k at teheran stalin drove home a point ate with t twisy a yarn that is said aid 0 be chuckling h al ott over at still the neighbor lair of an arab sheik related be ae premier asked for the loan hain of I 1 rope 1 I cannot lend it said the sheik fil elk 1 I need it to tie up my milk in lk with but surely replied t the h a other Y you do not a it tie up your in milk ilk anth a rope brother said the sheik when rou on do 0 not want to do a thing one a eason easan is as good as another FD Roosevelt commenting on the promise in of aid at r recently e sworn or aled elitle by a small mall pro allied n nation tie told told a newspaper par man a t that h ht it t reminded in d him of he story lor of t the B barbados abbad island and I 1 he last war the brad barbados with irth th t searld standing ing ot of reary army twelve me men w was a ai taking king bows because became it had stood td 0 lady eady it was I 1 later ab learned that tha t the be eland Is d had bad indeed stood ready reisch reis cl in he be early days a of t the war it Is was d disclosed tie ia ad a cablegram I 1 was dispatched ead to military leaders of the allied amand asand success ass it r read ead B bar is ados is as behind youl |