Show 5 JINGLES FOR THE ALUMINUM DRIVE I 1 had a little it set me back a deuce im sending it to knudsen to help cook hillers Hit lers goose there was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had a lot of skillets sk illets and needed only two she gave em to her country thus from a single shoe will come a boot certain tain to knock out you know who 0 0 mary had a frying pan A kettle and a pot A Z ae 7 but very seldom used lern em for she ate outside a lot she gave them for the lands landi defense now when a bomber wings its way overhead oe she claps her hands and cries there go my things thing sl 1 0 0 0 jack and jill went up a hill but when they saw their bucket bucket was partly of aluminum to uncle sam they tuck luck it 0 0 1 I 1 had a cocktail shaker for which I 1 had much use and oh the deadly wallop that shaker could produce I 1 but now its joined the army its in the flying corps if ever it hits adolf hell know that war is war 0 0 0 little perc percolator olater you feel cheap I 1 bet doing very little in the kitchenette you could be a weapon for the U S A stead of making coffee once or twice a day old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to check on her pots and pans the aluminum ones she knew were like guns in helping defensive plans 0 frying pan frying pan where have you been ive been to london and back again im part of a bomber that flies oer the sea who everd have thought that could happen to met yoo hoo mistress ni stress have you any pots yes sir yes sir I 1 have lots one for benito and others for fritz and boy am I 1 hoping they score perfect hits I 1 conclusion ive seen the hats the ladies will be asked to wear this tall fail mildy milady will look twice as bad As last year all in all add characterizations he was so fast and slippery that if you wanted to snap his photo you would have to give a stimulant to a speed camera we know a nightclub proprietor who is very happy in the conviction that he wont have to make any income tax payments next year he thinks the law against joint returns is sure to pass 0 A census bureau report says that there are more men per woman out west than in the east on the other hand the impression may just be due to the fact that out west the craze tor for slacks gone so tar far 0 0 VERSES FOR NURSES they take your pulse and look so formal they wonder why it normal they say my temp is like a fire im puzzled that it higher the ills of body brought me here but now my heart is acting queer it only slips one beat in three what these nurses do to me met I 1 wallace cox 0 0 0 advertising offer by the nazis to the small nations why do the dirty work let Us cut your throat for you american newspaper corre correspondents spon d are being eap exp expelled belled almost di daily U i from italy it seems they are guilty of telling the truth benito says italy has really been at war 19 years it only seems that long VACATION reflection there is nothing in life left more to chance than the continuance of A shore romance beatrice |