Show just lit unanswerable A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood trying to make the matter clearer he said now boys it if I 1 atoo stood d on my head the blood as you know would run into it and I 1 should turn red in the face yes sir said the boys then w why hy is it that while I 1 am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood run into my feet A little fellow shouted 11 cause yer feet aint empty poor visibility jimmys father took him to sunday school for the first time one sunday and on the way home in order to find out if the youngster had learned anything he asked jimmy who killed goliath 1 I dunno said jimmy 1 I was bitin on a back seat and see in demand father yes my son went out west several years ago to make his fortune friend and what is he worth now father I 1 dont exactly know but six months ago the authorities were offering 1000 tor for him the link that piece of string tied round your finger for bill thais a knot forget me knot is a flower with flour you make bread and with bread you have butter this is to remind me to buy some pickled onions winnipeg free press ON STRIKE 4 newspaper publisher we any murder stories today foreman no sir no ones been killed newspaper publisher confound it ill I 1 the matter with those thugs anyway how refreshing three old maids all deaf were sightseeing atop a chicago bus Is this webster asked one no its thursday replied the secona second so am I 1 cried the third lets get off and get a drink prairie farmer logical little gloria has been learning her letters from an illustrated book which has the picture of an animal to stand for each letter the other day she was reciting the alphabet very glibly and when she came to the end she intoned W X Y zebra turn about i hotel proprietor do you want the porter to call you guest no thanks I 1 awaken every morning at seven hotel proprietor then would you mind calling the porter change at last boarder heyl I 1 found a nickel in my haehl landlady yes I 1 put it there youve been complaining about the lack of change in your meals prairie farmer OUT OF THE PICTURE Is stouter a finished speaker yes I 1 dont thank hell speak again after after did to him last I 1 i night she had S ame ame pride the shirt you bought me is too big said the littlie little man of cour coursed its aloo big replied I 1 his wife you kou think id let the assistant know vol ld married a little shrimp lilie lilac you stray stories salesmanship sa why did you break your engagement to tor tom he deceived me he told me he was a livier liver and tidney specialist and I 1 found out that he only worked or ked in a butchers shop ishop w |