Show CAP AN BELL PROUD FATHER two parsons were having lunch at a farm during the progress of certain anniversary celebrations the farmers wife cooked a couple of chickens saying that the family could dine on the remains after the visitors had gone but the hungry parsons wolfed wilfed the chickens bare later the farmer was conducting his guests round the farm when an old rooster commenced to crow ad lib seems mighty proud of himself said one of the guests no wonder growled the farmer hes got two sons in the ministry dramatic news well known the vicar had just returned from a visit abroad and a big crowd of his parishioners had collected in the schoolroom to meet him beaming with pleasure the vicar got up to speak to the people my dear friends he started 1 I will not call you ladies and gentlemen because I 1 know you too well hartford times f snap the landlady brought in a plateful of extremely thin slices of bread and butter which rather dismayed her hungry boarders did you cut these mrs brown majd one yes I 1 cut them I 1 came the stern reply ohl oh went on the boarder all right ill shuffle the deal IN THE GARDEN r queer it that one plants eyes of potatoes and I 1 ears of corn A quick one policeman so youre trying to make me believe you won this silver cup M in your school sports are you i then why do you carry it about in a isack sack burglar for sentimental reasons you see I 1 won it in a sack race hartford times fast work c Is that hair tonic any good say I 1 spilled some of it on my comb last week and now its a i brush cappers weekly only incidental i I 1 do you pride yourself on your oratory not especially said senator sorghum politics is something like a radio in order to get an idea across you need a whole lot of machinery besides a loud speaker I 1 simple teacher can anyone tell me how bow a stovepipe is made johnny first you take a big long hole and then you wrap some tin around it needed a rest kest landlady I 1 see your cup of cof fee on a chair mr boarder A peculiar culiar place to put it I 1 mr boarder not at all its so beai weak I 1 put it there to rest PRETTY SOFT T k i mr bug now this is what I 1 call solid comfort a nice open fire and a big bag of fuel i A self seif confidence resto restored red YOU have resumed your study of m music I 1 I 1 yes answered miss cayenne 1 I used to be diffident but after listening to some of the radio programs my own singing seems pretty good to me 1 well garbed 6 was the defendant expensively garbed asked the lawyer of the negro witness deed she was sah answered the witness all ah knows expensive garbage constitution when ah sees it atlanta atlanta i I 1 eggs effes for or all tastes 4 1 customer have you any egg eggs slid have no chickens in them grocer yes maam duck ei is sa F french r e n ch 1 indochina indo n d 0 C china h in a Es g sout area r e a french F re n c h indochina indo ln d 0 china C hi n a in southeastern h e ast asia with china on the north siam on the west and the gulf of tonkin and the south china sea on the east and south is as large as texas first college football game the first football game between colleges was played at new brunswick N J november 13 1869 between teams representing princeton and rutgers rutgers won bread industry huge the average adult american eats more than five slices of bread each day to supply this demand american bakeries bake a billion loaves of bread a month largest man alan made blade lake the worlds largest man made lake is lake mead the reservoir above boulder dam it lies in the desert land in arizona and nevada collects annual statistics the united states bureau of census collects annual statistics 0 on births deaths marriages and df divorces L among many other things death valley full of life arid death valley is really teeming with life contrary to popular opinion water fish and animals fill the region chinas cainas coastline china has a mile coastline borders some miles on soviet russia and about miles on british possessions cubas caves limestone caverns at matanzas cuba are distinguished because of the rare col orations of their aites twenty hawaiian islands there are 20 hawaiian islands nine are inhabited hums with its wings the humming bird hums wit with its it wings |