Show aan litt e IS e PRETTY BAD A certain popular footballer had as all players do an oil off day when he could do nothing right the crowd demons demonstrated t r d its displeasure lioe and his I 1 fellow e w players looked at him askance but bore it all stoically the final blow fell however when he left the ground at the end of the game A grubby urchin who had been hanging round the players entrance sidled up to him and thrust a piece of paper into his hand ere mister he said sadly T theres heres your blinkin back london answers magazine silenced for nearly an hour the talkative man had bored his fellow gers in the railway carriage with accounts of his dog caesar sir said the old gentle gentleman in an who had been vainly trying to ito snatch forty winks suppose you took caesar into a shop and bought him him a muzzle and then asked the assistant to put it on for you and he refused what would you do why said the talkative man put it on myself quite sol was the reply and I 1 think all here will agree with me that you would look jolly well with it on birmingham post NO COMFORTS n 0 r gee im sorry I 1 landed in this bum jug yer right bo why they dont even serve four tea here bone dry the irishman was relating his adventures in the jungle ammunition food and whisky had run out he said it and we we were re parched with thirst but there any water sure but it was no time to b be e thinking of cleanliness atlanta constitution lucky that man you sent to congress yet had a chance to speak and show olt off what hat he knows gosh exclaimed larhier far mpr corn bossel that teller feller always was lucky luchy who knows T the he judge to prisoner when were you born no reply the judge did you hear me prisoner sullenly what do you care you aint going to give me no present royal american bulletin her word still till good mr nageby you used to say you marry the best man in the world mrs nageby well no one can say I 1 keep my word pathfinder magazine roosters the male miss urbane why does that hen always want to roost on that mail rube barbe ashes homesick I 1 guess she was hatched from a mail order egg that came by parcel post pathfinder magazine and then some friend edmund how are you getting along at school edmond great I 1 am halfback on the football team and all ah the way back in my studies i FINAL PROOF F you must be a woman hater why youve never married ap pp why should a man who has never married be a woman hater afterthought the master of the house was hungry at breakfast and swallowed a good part of his bacon before he tasted it then he began to protest violently to his wife about the flavor of the food his wife offered no CIP apology but rang for the maid maggie she inquired serenely what did you do with the bacon we poisoned for the rats A gentle hint he I 1 suppose im 7 only a little pebble on the beach of your life she yes YOU might stand a chance if you were a little boulder |