Show few little f FIFTY FIFTY the letter I 1 gave you this morning ald id you post it asked sirs iles brown inquiringly brown put his ba hand nd in his jacket pocket and drew out ont the letter im afraid not my dear he said coolly enough ot of course you she snapped and I 1 told you that it was very important yes I 1 remember dear he returned how like a man that Is she continued but dear he stammered don t but me I 1 im ni angry she snapped but dear be reasonable look at the letter you forgot to address jt it lie ile explained stray stories too slow for him the real estate agent having shown the prospective customer around ill al day until well uell into the evening inquired well now what do you think of our little city ill tell you brother replied the tough westerner this la Is the first erst cemetery ive ever seen with lights fights exchange hes he the teacher rond pond mother david im shocked to hear you use such language did you yoa learn it at school david learn it at school no why its me that teaches the other boys moth mother er ra pathfinder ill finder magazine one on bridget mistress in late afternoon good gracious cook ive forgotten to order anything tor for dinner I 1 must have senile decay cook never heard of it mum does it take long iong to cook an ad what do you have there johnny asked the mother of her boy as he came home from sunday school with a bible text card just an advertisement about heaven johnny replied exchange had a small mouth why is that lady lawyer so andl indignant somebody alluded to her as the ag mouthpiece A DANGER Z J 1 DANGER 1 DANCER blasnig h vl I 1 J f vl hs ze FOOTSTEPS are you going to teach your small boy to follow in your footsteps no said senator sorghum of course hell go into polities politics everybody has to cut but nobody can go on following footsteps emergencies are bound to arise which compel each person of voting age to decide for himself which way he Is going to jump it was wa plenty I 1 what did the wife say when you came rolling in at 2 a griir m maybe you have time to spend three hours listening but I 1 that long on to waste repeating what she said and she talks a lacap faster than I 1 do cincinnati enquirer let off lightly walter waiter would you mind settling your bill sir were closing now irate patron but hang it all I 1 been served yet yel waiter well in that case therell 0 only 13 be be the cover charge preparing for the ruth rush film star what will you charge to conduct my divorce lawyer it if give me a monopoly of your future divorces ill do this one for nothing subtle tact so you got the best of thit that argument with your wife dicks sure by agreeing with ber bee in everything I 1 made her doubt her own facts brooklyn dally daily eagle men are like that fir first st wife my husband lies awake so much at night second ditto I 1 mine talks in his sleep and lies iles even then them won her stripes stripe the dinner was delicious you toa must have an old family cook tos indeed ashes been with us u ten tell or twelve meals 11 |