Show AUCTION SALE OF 0 0 P clipped from park city record under the above caption hand band bills were distributed in our city yesterday which makes funny reading whether you believe it or not closing out sale bale ot of the grand old party As our lease with uncle sam will expire on march 4 1933 and our title to the political jack pot will be transferred to t 0 the son ot of wild jackasses Jac kasses we have decided to I 1 hold bold an auction sale aale on the house lawn in washington D C ithe november tho the sib 1932 and sell to the highest bidder all our political stock ot of supplies now on hand to wit one political machine 1921 model in need ot of repair can be recognized only by its whistle ono one moss grown platform with all its farm planks broken one large overbearing over ever bearing mallol vine with several small email branches branche s badly frost bitten classed as frozen assets one billion dollar crime wave nade to order old enough to wean hired by and damned by everybody fourteen million moonshine stills all operating at full capacity seventeen thousand stool pigeons oil all full feathered seven hundred num hum running vessels just learning to swim but know all the dives eleven million dinner pails all of them empty twenty one thousand miles of bread lines without a vacant space one seat on the board ot of trade good tor for any amount 0 of wheat no profit guaranteed should the present prosperity continue we reserve the tight right to tell under the hoover moratorium plan free lunch at noon doughnuts without holes will be served by the farm board the board ot of temperance prohibition public morals society ot of reforms will serve roast crow to the wickersham committee armed guards will be stationed to protect the rights ot of dolly and alice to the royal seats at ac this lunch eon con |