Show learn to play I 1 lip golf I 1 a by RING LARDNER MK WK M M M to the editor it takes all kinds of 0 golf players to tit make a world lu in tile good old summer time but along about tills time of 0 yr theys only 2 classes you might buy bay namely imply marred nien mm and guy that hint can afford to go south the named line ani got cut a big in many ways fur for last insi they dont hulf half to spend from froin I 1 night to a 8 wk in one of them new tangle pullmans ins witch some people calls call a car I 1 could go on and dome a whole lot of other advantages alt h a marred nian lius ling gut got ft ff they wits any on the other hand tile baclic lols goes BOOS south in the winter had can bolf all the yr around and are right on their game when the season up tip north nonh whereas the nien men with bagg haesner lige ling has got to dovgin all over legain aery may and it generally isene rally always takes them till the ast 1st of nov to fiti doul what Is the elie ni fitter with their gain well irell anyway last spring I 1 linan 1 l t tile buek of it no DO more than tinKie red getting off the let tee to in 2 when lien tile aliey was a nation hide cl cladinor ainor fr for it a good reporter to write up the big subjects of the day and I 1 lind find to spend aitio niest niost ft of tile the fill faill in 10 the rough nutt lely the series out in old I 1 Ilits burg tint and the one out in new yolk it the net act results was that I 1 dlan ida I 1 really start to begin to commence lity golf till the central part pan of ort my bly brother brollier marred men will buy yes but what tire are we lve going to 11 about it well I 1 1 dont know tint you are going to do in about it ft but I 1 hiie have got gilt up a 8 game witch v lath I 1 ime baie named lip golf anil and I 1 lave have tried it out alth biond success and wile it doti dont t give a limn no physical 1 exerile ex erele why it keeps their mini mind 0 on n golf and dont allow to for 9 get et it during the off season find and wien they start playing ngali in the i pring they have at least put got tile lin 1111 guage at their tongues and dont half to waste 7 or 8 viks ks mastering lie till nil over again and it can te be played in tit house any time of day or night and in all kinds of ieather the rules of lip golf Is tile the folli foiling da no matter in titter what remarks rein the alft wi makes the husbands realys Is to tr be given in golf parlance all they la Is to the rules and anybody con can learn it in one lesson and tile best time to try it out is at a meal for dinst suit suppose tile kiddies has been tucked away for or the night in tile the waste ba hacket eket aej you and the wife has set down to dinner dinder your part of the foiling conversation bation would be what you might call par lip golt AN exhibition GAME wife what train did you come out on husband flus band I 1 missed the first two but got home on my third wife we caught a mouse title this p m husband did he be get into a trap wife no carrie killed him with a broom husband a good carrie wife im going to get rid of her though ill tell her ive decided to do my own work husband husbands Hus bandA A fine lie I 1 W wife fe will you have some more bread glusband Hu Ilus band I 1 cant get rid of this slice wife no more potatoes or nothing Husban dHow liow Is the greene green wife all gone im sorry did you have much lunch Hu husband I 1 had bad a couple of good wife we must hire a new dew chauffeur gus gua dont never clean the car husband cant drive neither wife the garage man says he can get us a good one husband pretending he ba has Is a cold caddy wife yes you better see him hubband I 1 hooked one today wife oh you did I 1 who ausband hazzard naz zard wife the bucks driver but I 1 thought they paid him 25 a wk husband I 1 topped it wife but we cant afford it IL Ilus Husband band why not hotl wife you cant always win at poker by the way how much does the boys owe you from last night dight Efus Husband band spalding 50 victor 75 and the colonel 31 wife I 1 bet victor dast tell big wife ashes a terrible loser you and her would make a good team you ought to know her husband wife oh ob right say what do you think of them valad salad forks ma sent bentt husband stirling wife certainly they cost M a dozen husband avanal wife I 1 suppose it if I 1 am going to can carrie I 1 should ought to give her notice but im afraid she would get mad and quit before I 1 could find bad somebody else Ilus glusband band locker room wife you must run upstairs and change your close we only got 15 mi minutes loutes husband ill be down in 7 this Is a sample of par up lip golf and if the wife knows the game why so much the better as she can make it ot 2 some it if she dont why she die wilt will grobly think you have went cuckoo and sew you tor for a bill of divorce in that case you are as good as a bachelor but give it a trial anyway brother and it if your game Is any wheres near mine why at lease you cant do it no harm Q S by 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