Show M SM W K W S xa taking the blue out of monday t by RING KING LARDNER 1 MM MM to the editor Eill tor I 1 dont know how it Is around different but out parts of tin tile country about our bur way thi the p boys I 1 lu all worried blue sunday and what they going to the lords day do adion Hil nillance lance gets to work of on the sleeping beautys clowd 10 a in washington washinton Zon nod and slips another dose of bug poison to the boys ft L when whelk to their that still loggers daggers tile the land of the tree free tile the bund build plays A tew few ot of tile the bo boys tabes tile the proposition like a joke nud and SOY say they wont won t nothing come of it that tile the master minde that makes our laws nill ill krock tills this one for a row of rhubarb well they said the same thing in regards to 0 prohibition 11 illation Ill tion but you can drive your ta flivver 1 ra r up and down main st all day long now days without getting side swiped b DO beer truck tile the bols bois might as viell get it in their bean that the new law will go through like it was playing yale tula aks old mr mo monday arid and in a few more that everybody ever body use to crab at because it meant to gu go to work will be a ad d binas with people up full of zip and sloping slaying I 1 another on oil tile hie buck back find and suffering merry monday and many of them I 1 havella havel lt saw no dra draft ft of tile statue startle but they arll it nie me it provides fur for eer budy it to go to church and its as tar far as thit that Is conserved conser ned why they might just as well because bi it t also provides pr oides that they wont be no movies r no bull ball game or no flu sunday inper arid and you aunt can t dunce dance or gu 9 u alde lug or sliming or picnicking or shoot craps or play piny cauls arid and etc with ill penult altas s all the way from froin 30 31 days to a couple of minutes in ili the electric euy eay chair well fi lends when this comes canies theys lust just 3 ways to take it IL you cull can puck pact your tooth blush and night gown und and moe to paris or aou ou can slay silly here and obey the low law or break it now wile many books laid songs tins bec ahre 0 wrote about the lie clotys of guy puree I 1 seen enough of it i so us I 1 would advise my renders to it stay sissy here een after tile the muster master mindi pushes passes the next nest amendment eitai Is comeing offer this one und ami witch will that you cant eat meat or have corns citrus As for obeying the law theys no use obeying the ilie letter iou also obey the and ana the spirit of the low law Is to see that thai everybody tins has a rotten time sunday yourself inclusive this aint as easy as it 1 I sounds like so tor for the benefit of my readers I 1 have figured out an ideal program for or a blue sabbath as follows 6 A M get up and take bake a cold bath shave with tee ice water and ana land find 3 bour our own clothes 7 A M breakfast burnt toast with any good coffee substitute to 9 A M dont smoke 9 ASI AM to 1 P U M sabbath school and church 2 P U M lave have duck for dinner to witch Is invited a man that was in the war and ills his wife and 4 kidd kiddies les ask the roan man about the war 3 to 5 P M keep asking the man about the war no smoking 5 P SI al vespers 6 to 11 M try and call up somebody that has got a new number to 9 P SI 31 church 9 P M to bedtime talk nice about es eier era body As for the boys that wants to evade the law the tat place they cant be too careful as the pen altys Is going to be mighty stiff like tor for last 8 yra it if you are caught laughing onlest its at I 1 of the ministers gags or some funny cra crack ock in the colic for the day but for the elie boys who Is willing to flike ake n chance I 1 have got up tip a serious of substitutes for tile the different dimes climes like motoring etc that can be pulled ort off without no fear of detection the people you play with andin vite into your home Is a wolf la in cheap clot heing motoring every time you got get home from church run out to tile the garage and change tires e cards craps and etc etchet set in church with it a pal flat mid and bit birt on any of the lie following propositions ethe next aul that comes la ili will be a blonde the odds against this a about abolt 2 to f 1 hii lost lest its a sm Juni jumpers pers church 2 will the ilie text be from the odd or even number chapter 3 who will cough next a ninn man or a woman surf batheini Bat heing lill the bith tub with water and pour 1 14 ai bill of salt in it then you find the wife anil and kiddies put on a batheini bat heing mill allt a and n d get in you duck them and they squeal picnic put your dinner in a basket along with some huge bugs find and dirt kle the dinho rm floor door with leaves and sand burrs and set down arid and eat movies put out on the lights H lits and shut the window curtains illing hano a sheet at one end ef cf the rm and set an anil chew gum baseball set on the ironing board and keep hollering thirst a boy funny Papers Your wife pets gets in bed and ou on pretend like its 2 A M and you are just getting home she says where have you been you say you ili been to a lodge meeting meet tg site glie breaks olt off a bod bed post and hits you over the head with it you say 1 hum bt golf illde Hide a couple of balls I 1 sun SLID day find and look for them the next Q by b the ih bell syndicate Byn Alot file nc |