Show fair 11 ofay nary gealta wl i donner air www if A TRUE GOOSE some people sold bold lira airs emden goose usually just called mrs goose by her friends like to have sheep keep their great lawns lewos cut short but we can do the work batter and were not so delicate as a sheep we are strong and can look alter after ourselves if were given plenty of shade and a good J sized tub or place porfe 1 l in ia aich to bathe and enough green to eat in the winter we need a shed their great where re e can keep keel lawns warm and some corn ground up like a mash for us to eat our wings are strong and we can hurt creatures with them and we geese dont bother to have young ones until we are a year old and can give proper goose advise to our children our egge egg are large and white we like swamp land and land that others would not like they ask the opinion of a gander about their land sirs mrs goose laughed her pink bill wiggled with amusement Nelt neither ber would they ask the opinion of a goose bald mr gander standing very straight his beautiful white body looking very handsome his orange legs ateo also made him very one fine looking tit tor for tat said mrs goose lu in a shrill voice well you much sense said mr gander youre a goose all right well you have me a canary bird would you answered sirs mrs goose grinning a goose grin no returned mr gander 1 I have you a canary bird I 1 have you any kind of a bird nor tor for that matter would I 1 have you any kind of 0 I 1 wild animal such as a lion or a ti tiger cr or a wolf or a zebra 1 I think you would want to be anything else would you oh no said mrs goose 1 I suppose it Is all right for a lion to be a lion and a tiger to be a tiger and a wolf to be a wolf and a zebra to be a zebra and a canary bird to be a canary bird but it would never do for me ill 1 I am not familiar with tiger ways or lion ways or zebra ways or canary bird 1 I know the good old goose manners and fash fashions loDs mad ways A lion ion may be proud of hij mane but I 1 am proud of my strong wings 1 I am proud of my large alite eggs I 1 am proud of my pink bill ili i suppose it Is all what one Is used to being now I 1 dont suppose a person would care to be a goose although I 1 have heard people calling other people silly geese or you silly goose still people are not real geese it if they are called geese it Is senseless and maybe they think it Is senseless 60 too it I 1 were a person I 1 would have to go to school when young I 1 would have to do sums and spell and write compositions ive h heard e a r d children talking about the ipke work they had to do or I 1 would have to play games and try to get on a school team or I 1 would have to go and play after school hours in a most lous manner and when I 1 grew up I 1 would dave love to keep w not so 5 house and arrange delicate the meals for all the rest of the family and also cook 1 I be a person for anything nor would I 1 be anything else lhnn a goose im glad to hear you say that said mr gander iery ery ery glad indeed |