Show just JUS M little am 1 0 I 1 s TOO LUCKY married woman ah ab my husband has always been a lucky man As aa a child he was thrown by a horse but injured As a youth the ice brolie broke beneath him but he drowned As a young man he was caught in an alpine avalanche but escaped uninjured machelor Pach elor and he has now been married 20 years and Is still alive tit bits alts prehistoric ANCESTORS miss ilass hilss cl clamshells shells says ashes engaged miss bliss bobcat well she ashes a not nl that bat black eye ashes showing Is just makeup ke glie lie put it on with charcoal artistic egoism the katydid a tune doth play with melody precarious and values a hind leg the they y say gay more blore than a stradivarius tiresome custom once there was a child who had bad her memory jogged bogged again and again to say thank you when brother passed the candy she took a big piece but she said not a word say thank you commanded mother oh ob dear me she said in a bored tone im ill getting birk ol of this thank you business SERVICE among the delights of summer auto touring not the least to the woman at any rate Is noting the unusual unusual filgus which one sees along the roadside especially it the ride gets away from the beaten path on 0 9 recent trip to central vermont the two signs that amused the woman most were the fresh eggs laid while you walt wait this road leads to lake arlington arlie in new york sun sentimental convenience it if I 1 ever fall in love again said miss bliss cayenne ill fasten my affections to a motion picture star how extraordinary not ot at all it enables you for a small fee to observe the features of the beloved one at your convenience without being bored by his conversa tion lion washington star facing opposition A statesman must always be prepared for opposition of course answered senator sorghum when I 1 hint that I 1 way may retire from office I 1 am invariably prepared to be con contradicted I 1 rad feted washington star emphasis on had to it if you had bad it to do over again would you marry me dear asked mrs brown of 0 course answered her brute of it a husband it I 1 had to do it ever again 11 the difference ernie dearl dont go too far in the water but took look daddys daddes out a long wat way 1 I inow dear but your fathers insured in sure d humorist |