Show A lot of people expect to sprout wings because have happ their names in the theny flyleaf leaf of the tha bible if any person tells you that lie does not like to liea hear r people say nice things about h him im tell him he is a liar father what is a monologue oh a conversation converso tion between your mother and me france and england still stand in a clit um embrace brace neither one dares i i t go it h s sorter softer funny philosophically 1 said ae the gaunt parowan carowan fellow that all ibe the men I 1 want to whip are either so big I 1 cant whip ern em or so little im ashamed to the interior decorator who went bankrupt is not a dentist batt homes yes I 1 a and more diore of them nor can you keep a good food wino do down home la Is a place where there Is jelly on the piano keys keya either step on the stub or on the impulse to make one the thing charity most frequently begins begin at home la is bragging it seems that ja a model occasionally falls to lead that kind of life the only safe road for man mankind kinds progress pro gregs Is if the great white way quantity production tends to cheapen almost everything including ludIng laws they are building an airplane to go up feet it may lose its way back one of civilizations greatest triumphs triumph Is the lengthened strawberry season now its guam that has the ancients suppose they take up the island and sift gift it at that most of the alarms alarm s in this world are only hot water bottles under p 11 10 home Is a place where some woman spends her time cleaning up after a man in the good old days when knighthood was vias in flower motherhood was in flower also the last place to be first Is la in the coming seasons list of know lt ft was deep victims after all the best thing about the good old days Is that they dont respond to an encore it that people no longer respect authority but that there la Is so little authority to respect there Is talk of government investigation of gasoline prices but what they need Is lowering invention will never starve so long as it can produce devices and ideas for the waste of time the man who admits he Is wrong would be more endurable it if bei be brag about it so frequently it Is rather refreshing to meet a man who know howato how to drive acar a car unless he be Is trying the economists tell us that development Is dangerous an and 1 I this Is especially true of the ego we have a groat great pride in our merchant marine but there esat oes nt appear to be anything else la it the flue fine thing about fame ts Is not that posterity will honor your names but that the paying tellar will it must amuse the heathen too to reflect that the thing that our civilization la Is our civilization most of the common horse sense la in america Is possessed by the find igind of people who save the coupons I 1 there was considerably less arime crime in the old days day when the and not the sentence was suspended job kept his patience but his shoo sho laces tie in a hard knot when he was changing to catch a somebody ought to get a pocket edition of the encyclopedia britannica to go with the pocket typewriter A normal man Is we one who abe bag ha that tha uneasy conviction that his cifes next husband wont be such a fine fellow another objection to post office berv ervice Is that the ink provided dt at the public desk clogs up your fountain pen folks who discredit this loud talk about another world war appear to feel the tha dogs dog of war may be b alre airedales dales there Is a limit to everything except the number of articles a woman can get in the drawers of a 9 sewing machine the first little eva has been located owing to her advanced age seventy five years the charge will not be pressed no automobile owner likes to have alfriend a friend come along when a farmers team Is pulling his car out of the mud the advantage of living in a great city Is that one can hear grand opera if there are enoi igli music lovers to support it the muscles of the human jaw exert a force of pounds the amazing thing Is how some borne choice steaks beaks resist that force knickerbockers won first in popularity at a stile show so go you might as well get set for seeing them everywhere this summer bummer jf jf your little boy has an in over elastic clastic imagination it may to be merely that he Is going to grow up to draw pictures picture for the route of t saed good packages 1 i i mrs J E gurr and her children are arc here from richfield tor for a vis t with relatives and friends here and at mr gurr expects to come over in a couple of week S to take them back |