Show EVERYONE SOMETHING FOR By BERT LUCKY BOYACK PLEASANT TRIUMVIRATE IVIRA TE There is a pleasant three-some three on on a local TV station The three are led by Dick Nourse handsome of face perfect in his enunciation of the news-followed news by Bob Welti Welt giving the weather with infectious smile of whom Paul James has said will win never look as old as he really is Bob is followed by Peerless Paul James always presenting the sports in his well modulated melodious voice They go through each broadcast with good natured banter as as if they were really having fun Especially today few broadcasts are more refreshing S. S WOMEN Many modern women are fickle and different and yet the same Because some try to get all the men they like and others really try to like all the men they can possess f It a r To a o bachelor its it's a mystery why a man should have havea J Jl a a a wife wife wife-or or r why hy a man who would have two to wives to i- i others it 15 is aBi a am t I J if tr Iii t INFLATION y t. t Small household appliances c s that used to c cost t. t 20 or orless orr r less ess now cost 10 to repair a cos J v r L' L r t EGO John Barrymore had a famous sister Ethel a famous famous famous' brother Lionel John was known as the great profile and because of his numerous associations with other women was referred to as the great prolific Being neither humble or restrained he once remarked One of my chief regrets during my years in the theatre stage is that I couldn't sit in the audience and watch m me J t 4 L 3 f SATISFIED i i. i l' l Although women are not perfect we should say in their behalf they are the only opposite sex we we have I IT SEEMS INCONSISTENT J But girls who are known to be full of the devil usually make a heavenly appearance s TIME ACCELERATES TES The shy little Mr employee asked for Thursday off so he and his wife could celebrate celebrate- their wedding anniversary His boss said Its OK this time but I dont don't intend to put up with this every 25 years r 3 3 T U. U S 3 KNOCK KNOCK r there f J Insomnia 1 f j i c W f Insomnia a who 7 1 Insomnia secluded d d rendezvous r JIl JI l- l l. v I j. j TO RICHES n 3 ns r s 1 Texas style A A. A young man from Dallas inherited inherited- five r million and nd to it into small dollars proceeded r fortune w. w f run a a. a THERE IS A DIFFERENCE Today there is a spotty range of unemployment in the U. U p. p S. S They say when your neighbor is out of work its it's only a rec recession When you are out of work work its it's really a depression PATIENCE PATIENCE p Lam Good G od thin things come to to those who wait unless nl ss its it's a a crowded bus youre you're waiting for V f. f 7 J MANY DO DOlot lot f Most t people like to give advice and some give giveS S until it hurts f ik V a 7 V it J HE WILL TRY Just because a fellow has a looking dumb-looking map ap is no noi i sign he wont won't try to get somewhere on on the road road to to romance k 7 Y l a PHILOSOPHER PETE I have been short in stature even before the younger lately got taller I have never liked to look up to toi i 4 anyone but at least my legs serve the same purpose as the tall one they reach the ground LAST WORD The Davis County Clipper has been considering giving Lucky an award It was in doubt if he should be given the Magna Cum laude award or the Golden Bunyon Bunyon Bunyon Bun- Bun yon Award He has been given the latter for his plus articles in the last five years This is surprising because they have only been giving the Golden Gold Gold- en Bunyon award for the last three years |