Show vv SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE By BERT LUCKY BOYACK IN AGREEMENT Dressed in summer flamboyant sport shirt and loud- loud checkered slacks the college student home for vacation was met by his somewhat old-fashioned old father who eyed his attire and then said Son quite frankly you look like a darned fool On the way home they met an old family friend who greeted both cordially and said to the young man John youre you're getting to look more and more like your father Yes said John so father was telling me LOOK AGAIN Jane I saw you walking down the street with your boy friend he looks nice in that new suit Joan not a new suit hes he's a new boy friend t UP-TO-DATE UP This summer a new innovation has been started by the airlines They now let their propelled debt-propelled customers pay payin in in installments EXTRA CHARGE CHARGE r Summer traveling salesman Clerk Cl rk theres there's a a. a mouse in this house 1 I mean my room J Clerk Thank you An extra charge will be added for two in a room l L LOW W MILEAGE SuAnn Did you get much mileage out of your car on your trip Susan discouraged No only to repair shops to a gallon 1 IT IT FIGURES A woman driver traveling alone on vacation tried to talk a patrolman out of a speeding ticket So this is what you do she asked heatedly to an innocent person What do you do when you catch the guilty Dont know he replied All I catch are the innocent innocent innocent inno inno- cent on ones ones s t 55 5 55 TELL IT LIKE IT IS Joe I 1 have no windshield protector on my car in the summer Ralph How do you keep a thunder storm and rain from hitting you Joe I ride the city bus t J t EXAGGERATION V r. r He I drove my car from coast to coast s. s J wl Friend On vacation He IE Not exactly xa ly I I I- Iwas was looking for a yla place tp park 5 BEST WAY The only way when on a vacation to see the country is to drive behind the billboards 55 SMALL TOWN One town was so small that when they wanted a drunk for a local example they had to bring one m i in from just la g r town I T s r C rr l. l f 1 r c c GO GOOD D OLD DAYS There w wece ie fewer ewer accidents in the summer d during ding ing the horse and buggy days The horse having been born in a barn lead had 11 ad good stable sense The driver didn't have to depend de p pen pend nd too much on his intelligence DEATH AND TAXES In a big city there isn't much difference in taxis and taxes if you are lucky enough you can dodge a taxi but not taxes 5 MEDICALLY my trouble Doc asked the patient Im not sure exactly what's wrong with you replied the doctor but if you were a building you'd be 15 5 5 LAST WORD You cant can't please everyone some prove it like this for instance Lucky was talking to a so-called so friend tl There was an Hot tempered the friend blurted When you die it wont won't be listed under the obituary column column column col col- col- col but under civic improvements |