Show A friend met us on the street th the e other day and stopped for a chat complimented us ua on our newsy paper pap erand and we handed him a cigar praised our stand on food control nother another emoor said our editorial pape page we waa becoming a long feature tor of the paper two more smokes kes praised us for aid ing the liberty loan an ice cream DUK dug us in tile the ribs riba and skid said our wife must be feeding us UR elland ell and we collad collapsed d sub subscription eption books how him four years it IB arrears 0 ro o we e are no not t banker hari kenna mg lo 10 meet any more fro friends ads ex th the fellow who la constantly ay look mit ing for failure m invariably bably lande hire he expects expect the hall hail fellow well met times a too often aften met A white lie ile is harmless until it turns black yes yea benjamin life is IB uncertain to the best of us when aher the sun gun is i loaded I 1 give us this day our daily bread and include a few spuds in the interest of economy we so agest that you jo do not split a bean it should be quartered mud slinging Is B a popular pastime with those who are themselves made of mud th the U haig 19 peace arguments aumenta ar are calculated to convince kaiser bill of his hia error in flouting the hague peace agreements if booze boom is to be banished from this country it will be only a question D n of time hen sp will get a 8 corner on water theres a loophole jimmy where by you may escape the raft draft d the morally unfit will not be accepted kith with some a people patriotism begins in one pocket and ends in the other althe r the council of national defense nae for Iti instance stamm it is a boulevard compared with the northern rn trails declared F G gegoux of fresno upon reaching los angeles saturday Satu iday noon mr gegoux was re retiring firing to the arrow head trail without a thought of hurrying he left salt lake city at noon july 4 arriving at beaver that night although he made no com of his exact running time he says it must have averaged awen tv five miles per hour forty one gallons of gasoline sufficed for the trip giving him the remarkable av stage of almost exactly twenty one miles to the gallon the road la is in fine shape all the way between lua los angeles and salt lake declared mr gegoux af ter my experience with the roads I 1 in northern nevada en ED rou roue a fro from san francisco to salt lake which in some places is almost impassible it was a delight to strike the arrow head trail and bowl along 9 easily there are a few rough spots due to heavy icovy teaming but they do not me ma teri ally interfere with speed if east bound motorists general ay y knew how good the trail is they would all include it in their road read itinerary you can always tell a henpecked man by his hie blustering air when at a safe distance from his wife and now well weh catch it for all spilling III ng the beans when we get home according ng to barn barnum u in one is born every minute and we can readily v believe it when we read of sherriff sherriffs sending militiamen into the heart of a bloody riot not with strict orders not to shoot yes about everybody in this community yourself excepted bab told us what to put in this paper and what not to put in it how to say I 1 it t aud how not to when to publish it and when not to who is t boost and who to knock and being an obliging cuss we do just as we burned please you dont be in too big a hurry burry to hook a man girls he II 11 may W tick suck when in doubt as to what to say the e thins thing to do 1 is not to ay 83 it A kind act aids you just as much as the llie other fellow an injury hurts him worse than you wake up lien henra washington is IB dead wilson is president and an other war has haa been declared we insist however that so some me day there them will wil be an end to all 11 wars when the earth is destroyed when a fellow has haa bats in in hii belfrey the bats are about the only thin thines that count while eliminating the food bo hoy let s not forget the swine in other commodity lines the pens full of em cm |