Show humor ana philosophy by M SMITH IT IS NECESSARY now pause and heave a gantle and shed a shiny tear tor summer day have 11 ll gone by i and autumn haxo la her the un that erstwhile hotly ila cooled hi ardor ault and all the bloohm baa ba blown into the the screen that to our alund are to the attic sped the flies that on our lumbers hung have with the season sped the alerce mosquito sullen tone iso more our ear and feathery will ere lone be riding on the gale no longer do we lt and wield A spreading paim leaf an nor weakly to temptation yield that comes to every man when he I 1 hot and on aln ear there all the bound of ice in glasses taint and clear when drink are going round ah no it really not the thing of iced drinks to partake these chilly da no flarce bring that we and hard to flake but with another stern decree of fashion we conform and to be strictly in it we now drink to keep us warm might mention it he has just returned from the biclon iclon dike bringing untold wealth just throw a few drinks intili him and it won t be untold long typical what do you call your little girl auntie I 1 calls cr vaseline thank you honey aselene asel lne why that rather a peculiar name for a child 7 law no honey she Is just so smooth and slick and kinder soothing like alts er incentive it Is sweet to be a martir for a great and dorthi cause though you may not win approval from the world nor its applause still it patiently ou struggle in the ranks from day to day they may maxe ou secretary with a ery 1 randsome pay exempt where did you catch that string of fish ulan t catch em I 1 bought them of a boy well suppose you did lou have to say so A fisherman Is bot obliged to incriminate himself nothing new tainted money Is no modern in how do you make it dlan t shakespeare say who my purse trash wealth of poverty there s only one time when it seems alko a joke and makes man happy because he 11 broke and that a when he meets in the moon s feeble glow A man with a gun who Is after his dough PERT paragraphs women are not concerned in how men save money what they want the men to be proficient in la the art of making money some people are honest and sincere as long as it doean doesn t cost them any thine there ig no use in trying to dodge a lie it knows more dodges than ou do some people seem to be cut out for the sole purpose of waiting and glor bously fulfill their destiny heading maketa ft man full but not reading the bill of fare you don t think BO much of the mau attiq turf when lo 10 la rt man mien ft plan starts out to money he doen t find ho IM his friends so much as ho finis out ho are caa marks begoni at home but reform Is more generous it begin with the fellow at the other end of the block the best laid schemes of mice ind men very seldom succeed in connect ing with the chee es the race Is to the swift provided he deepa going |