Show AN ARTFUL DODDER JUDGE PARKER S 3 DEXTERITY IN THE ART OF EVASION A few reflection upon the be democratic candidate a letter of accey tance Document that doe does nt not convince the header reader few rew people outside of those politically interested ed will bf bo found who claim M W hare aled through all of alton B I 1 arker arkers letter of noreTt atice those who have performed the teat feat most ad nut mit fatigue Vl A though the tone of tilt th letter Is more dear clear end and milra Uc thi that of the nerveless 1 and insipid speech of acceptance jt it jo Is without that supreme quality which fixes attention As A one on reads the iund mind wan lers the perform ecoe oe in short is not convincing in some passage passages there is marked eri eyl dence of the foxy cl cleverne clever everns neo of 0 david bennett here Is the voice oi 1 jacob indeed but the band hand Is the hand of a laau but eren even with ith the injection of f there is I 1 I 1 atle in the document to ward off OB the gentle influences ol 01 sla clamber imber lami land la in bis his remarks remark a upon ImperI aLsin intended to be f the judicial candidate succeeds 1 only la in being solemn and 1 dull and his loin jong words and long sentences enten ces lead nowhere for he give gives no instances ine lanco of the of the liber ties tie and constitutional right rights be he Is so anxious to uphold lie ile merely wind winds round and round the a abject be he has introduced with a flourish as a conati tut ional vs imperialism Imperi alum iRm and suld end ends abruptly with a general and scattering fire upon an imaginary determined am batrous and able executive who might could would or should do something real devilish some day it the republicans are axe retained in power will not t allow kollow democrat democrats and the statesman of esopus forget forgets good many things or possibly he h forget perhaps he never knew much about the history of the he people of the united states SHALL NN t L FOLLOW rollow footsteps FOOT 8 or OUR oun I 1 al ONG TUG I 1 TIIS oi 01 IND CONTENT monr f he asks NOT tin OF ITIC barty comes a many voiced reply when ban the democratic party ever led among the pleasant fields of peace long along the st streams reanis of prosperity where fed the fat flocks of contentment what party plunged pi aged hia this nation into ench such a war of rebellion as the world has ha never seen and kept it there at t untold expense of blood and tears and treasure for four long year years I 1 11 robi I 1 na what hat party undermined the be wealth and productive force the credit and the th industrial life of the united states to the appalling condition conditions of 1893 con sitione which so worked upon the minds of men as to renter then them pasy victims to the schemes an I 1 visions of the silver of what party varty has foterek fot foet ered within in fix bosom ell all the tireless agitators the djs dis aurbers cranks and misanthropic pessi mits who have bad had a full band baud la in a full coun country tryl save us from the democratic ver doa of 0 peace pence prosperity end and avlona Iv ETa lona in his hi utterances upon the imperial bogy sir mr arler is gushing whet it gets to the tariff he be settles down into the dogtrot of 0 party dullness dull nes and fog in h a discussion of pea penison biou order no 0 o as he begins dodging quenion que tion with neat dexterity and he keeps this up with nith varying throughout the let lot ter executing a grand summersault summer sault when utilizing by the trust trusts the amus ng US assumption of can ideas on the I 1 anama canal the th irrigation of and arid lands foreign relation relations and american citizen citizenship Ap deed need no corn cam ment eliet coniti tuto what is an old etory story to republicans but may come as a reye revelation atlon to democrats following ex ample mr air parker windi indi up bis his letter n bith ith right eight or ten questions but in select ing the questions mr I 1 arker larker departed deported from the excellent model at first chosen and asks only questions which answer themselves them BelTes it ia is comforting to be assured that the democratic cand date and his associates await the people a verdict with calmness and confidence sodo the people themselves especial ly the republicans among them there is really nothing to get flurried flurrie rf bout about nothing to care the most timid demo crat in the bunch of ot scary brethren |