| Show j A ario crio comic wedding by eugene whitman tailor wr y f J 11 f it ciktor v sy to nio it Is ol 01 ious tl it we are in position said the I 1 iro ns in looked MI 11 loss the little liotis room at lie soul antti lo 10 conijn nee with ronn ikid the tic managar of the iann kept company laa skipped w etli the fisli and left us will nothing but knowledge tl it we nier will ix allo to iran tin has ixta lue us for the last weeks misfortune no 2 consists in the de florall pl orall fact that the ct r of the I 1 alace hotel has onam abid all the of alie and sais ho will hold it until our board bills are paid southern indiana in annii long and wary miles aiom aroa iway and our cash assets as I 1 hai a er bv tri ing to borrow n n v from each member of thi compan la the aggregate to S 0 cu th ow what are we to do e ani but what Is balint without 11 or wigs tte lime plas 1 lit what are plays without mcinery or costumes e might start a dime museum and lit you be the star freak said the comedian who had been aroused from a quiet nap by the juvenile s prattle I 1 rather fancy that museum idea said the ju euile assuming an air of meditation now heres a scheme well put you on exhibition he ald pointing to the comedian and then start a voting contest among the un married ladles of ow cost 10 cents and the lady the most votes would be publicly mar aled to you in the cotil parlors hixt saturday night we could charge 0 cents admission to witness the ceremony and who you might bring eighty or ninety dollars 1 m not a bigamist said the comedian in his most kanuer aal eon if I 1 were not married I 1 certainly should refuse to spend the rest of my days in the town of you don t appreciate the glories of self the remarked saab ow c v live you a fine bended we would borrow those cos we used in don casar from the landlord and arrange a genuine eight benth century we 1 hi f vell talk nonsense later growled the heavy I 1 hear the dinner bell ringing let us eat while we may in a short t me ali little room was deserted save for the hero and the soubrette who bad professed to have no appetite 11 e looked mournfully at each oth r for scecil minutes be fore the kilei ce w aa broken I 1 d like t dean s neck was the hero s savage remark I 1 wouldn t mind it so muth if he wed me only my back salary but to get me to lend him that I 1 d saved for our mar ariage and tl en run away with it lie put his head in his bands and looked the very picture of theatrical despair don t worry dear said the girl perhaps we may think of some scheme which will help us all out of the trouble I 1 may be thinking of one now for all you know this was said timidly and with an appealing glance bt the hero I 1 m almost afraid to tell you the soubrette went on rapidly and any way it ln t my acne altogether I 1 hope that you wont think I 1 am un womanly to think of it but what do we care for these people they never would see again and it probably would take us back to bew york and we could be BO nappy together when you get ready to divulge this scheme of youra you will give me my cue to listen wont your said the hero sarcastically it 8 jilt this dear the girl turned ber bead BO that he could not see ncr face ou beard them joking about the wedding and all that will you do do yon mean that you will cheerful ly abandon your claims and sacrifice me to the elderly maiden ladles of at 10 cents a voter aaker tie acro with the same sarcastic in ton atlon don t be ald the kirl but I 1 eliy should we wait until next season I 1 ef re we aie married why not now h not she stopped looked up at him fiill nid then hesitated V hy should w i not arrange our in ir rl ge as he W e might mak it a regular theatrical eighteenth cen turi wedding and have the rest of thi t mi any in fancy dr ss to these p 0 pie e boull be playing a comedy w ith a serious climax but to us dear it would be a real romance and none the were the whole world gazing at us it dot s seem to me that it w go she added thoughtfully the hero sighed I 1 don t know that I 1 am so much opposed to it AB lou gay it would be none alie less MCI 1 to us why not allow these coin ti bump kina the privilege of payi W cents aple e to see a fancy dress wed ding society deorle pay admission tees for the weddings they attend they w nil il ro ks and olive dishes for instead of half dollars I 1 really think the I 1 rice is too low perhaps it 1 considering that athla 1 ly our last joint appearance in this act said tl e who recovered tr r easily the two were boon bwy 1 lambing the 1 nils of scheme and when the oil r UK of lie company ro to alio room the plan ana un ful led llorins MUI i luck i 1 t r in tir ahli kii K up 11 ti a 1 ill llau lien sam tl nal nfl all I 1 nl 11 i i u r f I 1 v 1 in it af i 11 i I 1 11 r 1 hi II 11 t al t 1 x i 1 ax k 1 IN 1 I clr 1 1 I i t 1 f II 11 L and 1111 li thitu t air 1 ali ill i w i hit pet pe t li li lion to n aa I 1 mil 11 also 1 lay ih wc ond lal HH ixba in i you li ail fc t 1 11 li nill aln the full r pit it bil 1 may nil I 1 air alf r I 1 I 1 e 1 in il of li 1101 hit t 1 i 1 f 11 IU II 11 ihl U II 11 I 1 tin I 1 envy IM t luuki ou 1 5 w II 11 h i 1 nf wf ic alu i lin belua ineil you will be u lie front of the chorus aurli ceru the growled and the heava looked conr v lint disappointed but they consented to do whatever be re quiren of them it 1 t ike fur too long to describe in ali li rouleau labors of 1 e ju dm i ih alin la tt wiil 1 inin I 1 Is 11 it to be told how he succeeded in colli cang the editor f UK I 1 alln llulu that the h 10 nn 1 the wen renah w aik oik its who bud kimii ill nod tv f r the fit ine hilt it w is ui f il li m tiring e and jan 11 01 i ans tin til hi pi i 1 1 liioi 0 I 1 ddn li u 11 th liotta cl ik lie bostl r tl nt tl irp d to don costein a nil 1 i 1 J all balds till axi to til P tl acl I 1 11 ll the 1 i I 1 hii of tl t p 11 mired to i i i i i LI roii I 1 i n ino k H cowl nl 1 i lieu til j i nil alli t cd with n wink tint alun hp P t to no ork for n lit li hip 1 ati il 1 1 nl 1 t k him hind til R li i and sl w him tha II 11 r t tin judgil il M H ande n e ua truly a etli ali gaudy ia mas sliced arcoui d the din in r M u to attract allea during the r the landlord created n wonder ful cai op under which bride mid grozoiu ere i labed alle the 1 of jub decorations of the 1 alace hotel lent a patriotic if somewhat li aspect the hero was a firtl clarl striking bridegroom hn li pi u red in his wine colored doul lit n nil haae blue trunks aid be sword the K zed etli wandir at the I 1 lly nl it mi ault the roost coi s leu i s fatuki of arldt s cos tume the are atall won lerling if fantur brides alwang noe skirts 1 t li only to their laii it wag all over the ju malk a iid ns hi congratulated tie groom it s n tremendous hit old dmn etc in 1 em standing up and nere to the railroad agn t will he us to new aik oik tor sa rates and when we get there wi 11 going to depend what s left on the wedding breakfast we can lii it would b much moie pi amant and perhaps ler haps moro interesting were it i ashl ble to state truthfully that the hero and the soubrette sou bretti have bance become so successful that they are now num bared among the great ones of the stage but it must be admitted that the hero la at i resent doing vaudeville stunts for a moderate salary while the soubrette la educating her youngest son hut they are very happy |
