Show HE ATE THE SOAP caviani Car lanil M A HAT swallowed it it it had killed illin the late augustus IL 11 garland who was attorney general under president cleveland was hastery cry tery fond of practical j fees kes and during bis his term of service in the senate frequently turned the langh laugh on his collesi colleagues gum a senators Noor voorhees bees and vest nest with whom he was ery tery friendly finally determined to turn the tables mr garland had a habit like no X rhees of munching candy and N est eat and vorhees mi ma ie le it up between them to take advantage of bis his fondness for sweets to play their trick they had wine tempting looking chocolate cara mels prepared pre lared ared with the interior filled fill ed with brown soap these they took to the senate chamber and anan voorhees placed them on his desk the hd lid being off when mr garland sauntered down the aisle he noticed them at once what ha hae e yon you there dan I 1 he in quiren I 1 oorbeek looked op up carelessly fr from om his writing and responded caramels caramela Ca help yourself garland needed no second invitation and picking up two or three placed place d one in n his mouth steadily he chewed away bia his face betraying no sign eign of the conflict within him hinn this alarmed who went to vest a desk and eaid said he ile a 9 eating them vest I 1 what shall we do dot the stuff will hill kill him burel sure I 1 senator N et eat replied that it could do no more than make him uck sick garland av su allowed the stuff although he was foaming at the mouth from the soa soap lie ile i elated the incident afterward with great gusto and eaid said he would have swallowed it it if it had tailed killed him lew new 2 york son sun |