Show A popular nobleman sir loin steak vessel is neer ccle berated pat czys be was born on the last day of the year and himself that be was born at all foi if it bad been the next day what would have be come of me well mike and bavo ye heard going to do with barney Hannegan 9 Inda I 1 have replied mike they re to transport him dorlite but 1 don t believe tho poor bye will live so long as that it is said that the marquis of at a railway station in canada mentioned the fact that some of tors put their feet under round table whereupon a backwoodsman exclaimed hvaal is my had been there the d a put their leet a top of it you bet I 1 dont like a cottage built man said young sweeps to his old uncle who was telling the story of hn early trials for the hundredth time what do you mean by a cottage built man asked his uncle A man with only one story answered young sweeps an aristocrat lady asked miss bedwick when she was in england it there were any old trees in america adding 01 beg pardon your country has net been sette led long enough for that the anecdote reminds one ot a dinner at the lord mayors where a lad from new york city was astonished by her neighbor at a table spying 1 I sup pose you walk out oa the prairies what harm has the lid done you abed an old gentleman roughly collaring a boy who was warming the jacket of another urchin with a strap he aint done me no barm what are you thrashing him for then cause his father and mother never licks him and im doing it for charity boy A good story is told in a french paper of two provincials a man and his eife who visited the louvre in pans M wha struck ou most at the louvre asked one of their friends when they home and began to tell of the wonders they had wen oh replied the husband a picture which represented adam and eve with the apple andlee serpent and ins excellent wife chimed in yes we found that very interesting because you know we know the anecdote how often does the ferry boat asked tho lady ivary fifteen minutes mam how long is it binco the boat left here tin minutes mum lady waits ten minutes and then says on say the boat starts every fifteen minutes 1 I did waited berb ten minutes sinco you said tho boat bad been gone ten minutes yes ianno ihen how do yon make out that it ataras every fifteen minutes why you see mum it star ruts from this gide wan fifteen minutes and from the other side the axt |