Show Wn EvrET a baby 13 born in helena montana the fire bell rings out a joy ons peal kot so in all places pen eral spree the ne possession of the father the star route trials ha e been an fn prophets pro abe attorneys have discus ed the question of a viviin god and future rewards and punishment bob ingersoll remains as stolid and firm bis belief as ever THE people hying in tho neighbor bood of mt antna are having deserted their homes and taken refuge in the open country earthquakes have disturbed their peacefulness and deep rumblings gs warn them of the fate of the hey have erected hut rint tah mode of living to a shower of burning lava and ashes JOE the founder of the mormon church is said to bo still receive in revelations aiom god dos the editor who wrote the above know that the founder of the mormon church has been dead for more than a quart enof a century the author of the above must have been inspired with a little tangle foot or perhaps 13 a second kip van winkle toe report is now circulated that detectives will proceed to moscow on the occasion of the coronation of the czar and abst in making arrests of suspicious looking the scenes at this will probably be the most ever adata public aery individual who does rot have a smile of spread over his face on this occasion will be belted pelted aver the head and dragged in an insensible condition to prison THE russian police have all the busness they can attend to they male about arrests a day in Moscow alone and damp them into dirty filthy ans ons to languish and become covered with vermin somo of the aristocratic criminals of this country should be incarcerated car in one of those prisons and perhaps they would have less baue t complain when they perform their toilets they if the towel was a little dirty or a tooth or two broken out of a comb juno next general aberman will start on his last trip as a general and commander of the army the party will consist of chief justice waite justice gray geneal and 1 of the Genci als staff no ladies will be in the party as the tour of in will take them over roads and passes too rough and too severe to be endured by the gentler sex the tour will comprise all the northern poi lions of the territories toe outposts ont posts of alaila and on their return visit california and the v on railroads will when tacy are imposed upon and who can blame them recently forty of them on the nickel plate road refused to pull the throttles of the r engines and not permit any one to because the officers eldered an increase of then hours of labor some corporations are as as stone it would not surprise us in the least to hear of some of them assessing their ten per cent of their wages to help defray expenses it would be no wor e than to increase their working bours and not their wages BEV actu n named as the probable candidate for president in 1881 1 on abe democratic ticket and william of rhodo island as vice president since his been defeated foi governor of ehude island the damoci ats will cast around them for a candidate how n anid 6 governor kew boil and butler look at the head of the ticket but then in political conventions there are generally dark quines trotted out win the race bular win get he nomination sure if he is held in reserve and to manage the campaign as he did in new orleans denieff stock government of the union pacific in their report say that the of competing lines noelu and south in ther opinion makes it for the company to take some steps to the advantages it now ha in the business to thia end the diorec tor believe the roamn time of abro trains should ba materially shortened this can be done with very little inconvenience and a small increase cf running expense 1 so tint the time from omaha to san francisco may bo reduced by from twenty four to thirty six houis the increased expenses will be more than compensated for they think by the increase in the number of passengers and the income from that louice hie directors contend that whatever other rentes may be opened to the pacific coast the union and central pacific remain the direct line and must continue to be the mot central aronte with obvious advantage over any other lying north or south of it |