Show so long as the school teachers keeps the pipih in insole nobody cin c in deni that he has a right to lash bis pupil ma he aked at dinner who was charlotte kuei 0 O sid nia she was one ot old queens what made trouble another largest lai gest telescope in the world been erected it brings the monso close aliat man can be distinctly beard yelling dont shoot they are going to reduce the tai iff tale the tax off matches and bring falbe hair dov n so low that it will ie cheap enough to put m mince pies as well as hash mrs regularity his become so ac custo mcd to retire punctually at un that all cu hae to da is to set the clock a couple haars hoars ahead to put her fast asleep at eight p m the remark ot the pious eneas the classic exclamation ens 1 I shudder to relate is supposed to be the prototype of the modern expression I 1 should blush to murmur 1 I should titter to ejaculate that butter 13 all right said a boarding house keeper it is firkin butter and tastes a little ol 01 the wood elj it the case replied the boarder who 13 a contractor 1 I should like to get some ot that wood to make railroad bridges butof eli Perkin sand truth met the other day lor the arst time eli was quiet and remarked Is it possible that sou have lived to be years old and never met me before where could I 1 have been me in paths where truth 13 never found I 1 reckon pointedly le turned the centenarian the london prints tin following palpably aby imaginary story of a certain inah M P ho had been dis cubing hia travels in the far west and the virgin forests there what 19 a forest asked an auditor a to know A hairpin forest is one the hand 0 man haa never set prof is rather a di old man who gives lessons on flute for a living gilhooley Gol hooley who feels a kindly interest in him said to him professor if you were to keep sober you would be engaged in some of the art families and make money dot i all humbug said the old man indignantly dign antly I 1 give lessons so I 1 can get druck and nov you want roe to keep sober eo lean give lessons dot all humbug A countryman while along a street in lynch baig va recently with about tour feet of stove pipe in liia hands was notified b a policeman that lie was violating the city ordinance by carrying an thing longer than three feet on the sidewalk and that ho must tike the street the owner ot the lengthy cipfl very quietly cd it and placing both pieces under his arm pui sued his way on the sidewalk to the in tene disgust of the guardian of the peace and the amusement of the by standers stan deis |