| Show COALVILLE ITEMS I 1 marhal ireland pad last sunday in coalville Co alville the coal production has been i deduced educed somewhat as the denaud from tho park has fallen off cons durably if you find a little chicken in bour egg at breakfast don t grumble next a full grown hen and so are the meek rewarded abo wells on the lowlands are in many ns almost dry but the drouth being favorable to harvesting no complaining tongue is found there being no licensed saloon within the city limits would be tippler have 10 go across the river outside the town boundaries for then budge walter a young painter ol 01 salt like ot considerable merit is now engaged in pi inting some scenery for the Coal villo home Ura mitic club outlying settlements aro in a pro arous condition owing to the gendral of the season lust closing potatoes especially are abne and abundant sheriff allison expects that the grand jui will find indictments of murphys Murp hys anchen ln chen but 30 ambe considers it another exemplification of finding a haystack in a needle or a camel going through a haystack or something ot that sort A subscriber found a section of pipe in a pound of butter last thursday but as ho idilea to discover also the old anun who had been smoking it ho considers himself in luck escaped a bill for funeral expenses he will change hia dairy woman you ought to haic seen shaper etith a billard gun which he found standing in the hall ho returned home tho other evening in handling it he accidentally threw two shells into the breech while the rest of the boys sought safety behind and dobia slinger sat in the middle of the floor with hair on end trying to extract the extra shell with a jack knife ho succeeded but the next time he monkeys anth a magazine gun it will be after the manner of maik 1 bains ratting on the rapids in german by proxy A laughable incident occurred one evening last week A aung roan boaldin bo aidin at bill smiths spent the evening out and on letu ining and repairing to his loom he saw a villainous looking fellow a bed in the room adjoining his after conald eang and having come to the sion that the stranger was a robber ho dressed and took refuge in an ing building which is used aa an au hilliary to tho boerding house his advent to the latter place c aued the tario inmates lo 10 arm cap a pip in tho morning the robber turned out to be bishop of ogdan |
