Show I Something thing For Fo Everyone By BERT BEItT BOYACK BOYACK T r PART TWO POOR RICHARDS RICHARD'S ALMANAC LUCKY BOYACK STYLE One husband knows he is getting stronger five years ago he couldn't carry 15 worth of groceries home but but now he can perform this feat easily A sweet young thing trung reflects I used to too have an hourglass hourglass hourglass hour hour- glass figure but the sand shifted I IA A man who gives in when he is right is married i jr Did you know that should someone hold you up with witha a registered gun and you shoot him rum with an unregistered unregistered unregistered gun youre you're in hi more trouble than he is eeoc A bill collectors collector's life cant can't be all bad after all ever everyone every every- one asks him to call cail again j Behind every successful man as the story goes stands a faithful wife who couldn't be more surprised i Anyone who has half a mind to get married should do it That's really all it takes The new hairdos in the younger set dont don't get us wrong wrong we tolerate them resemble rejects from a mattress factory The powers to be finally admit that they have have been 1 been testing deadly nerve gas in the atmosphere for years Some of it even over Los Angeles except nobody there noticed it N. N Parents know that their children are growing up when their daughters begin using lipstick and their sons start wiping it off No one destroys anyone else They just open the doo doors M When a woman desires a lift in spirit she has to go goto goto goto to all the trouble of a new hairdo All a man needs to do dois dois dois is to spend a Saturday without shaving George said it best True liberty consists in the privilege of enjoying our own rights not in the destruction of the rights of othe others 1 One should never let a fool kiss you or let a kiss fool you 5 To know a ladys lady's faults just praise her to her girl friends a. a Our local newspaper quoted a poem which made the familiar comparison of spring sprin-g air to wine However the way we have been polluting the atmosphere 1969 cant can't exactly be called a vintage year When having won an argument with his wife the wisest thing for a man to do is apologize Youre You're an old timer if you can remember when the code of ethics of TV and movie decreed that only married married married mar mar- ried couples could be shown in a double bed A famous actress agreed at the start of her career to todo todo todo do a scene as a swimmer in the nude This she has regretted regretted regretted re re- re- re figurative figuratively ly speaking One not so mature wife had an X-ray X taken of of her jaw They ended up with a moving picture 55 A friend claims he can prove that he is a hypochondriac on two counts One he takes so many pills that when he walks he sounds like a bean bag Two when he walks into his favorite drug store everyone gives him a standing ovation LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK This is the time of year when the leaves change from green to red we all must stop and let the squirrels across |