Show Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK I POOR RICHARDS RICHARD'S ALMANAC LUCKY BOYACK STYLE Theres There's a new drink being served from the psychiatrists psychiatrist's couch you take two and the next thing you know youre you're speaking from the floor Nature gets and deserves a lot of credit but think how much simpler simp r life Ufe would be if she had covered the golf courses with artificial turf in the first place It seems that too many kids of today dont don't want to strengthen their their- will power They'd rather weaken their conscience I Fundamentally it is worth remembering that you have only one chance to make a good first impression I I-A I A person who can smile when things go wrong has probably probably y ably just thought of someone he can blame Pretty soon doctors may be so busy they'll just send well get-well cards to their patients with of course a fee at- at ached No wonder psychiatrists tell us that suburbanites are in in- secure How would you feel if you looked down the block and saw everyone doing something different to his land land- The big trouble with getting into debt easy come easy grow A German Hippie is a flower Money may not go as far as it used to but it sure gets there faster- faster Elbert Hubbard said it best If you cannot speak well of a person you work for clear out and work for someone else Loyalty and integrity are as important as ability and they will get you further Many a green thumb got that way from the ink rubbing off all those dollars one has to pay payout out for garden supplies Pedigreed ed animal Any livestock just run over by the driver of a Rolls Its It's better for a woman to have a husband around the house to come in handy than one who comes in unexpectedly 1 A broL brother er may not be a friend but a friend will always be bea a brother When Nhen youre you're down in the dumps remember this Half the people arent aren't interested in hearing about your troubles and th the other half hail are glad you finally got what you de de- sr served ved Modern day fathers are constantly amazed at these young things with their fancy hair dos and tight skin-tight pants And the girls are even worse Dont Don't marry for money you can borrow it cheaper No phrase rase has more widely different interpretations Interpretation than thana thana a lIa few simple tools in the it do-it yourself instructions A woman is only as young as she thinks you'll believe Its It's always the last key that opens the lock 1 Even if a man could understand women he still wouldn't believe it As our metropolitan areas be bigger and closer together together to to- together gether we wont won't even know which city gets credit for the traffic jam I Last Word For This Week Harry Jones the so-called so humor columnist down in Salt Lake City says The I trouble with towns where you can park as long as you II want to you dont don't want to |