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Show ISN'T IT about time for a silly one? If you don't like silly ones, withdraw immediately. im-mediately. This is for everybody who ever had a music lesson. , One of the very first things you learn is E G B D F. The music teacher taught you to remember It by Every Good Boy Does Fine. Remember? Times have changed. The finest music teacher, pianist and organist in the Inter-mountain Inter-mountain West recently mentioned Every Good Bird Does Fly. So we come up with some screwy ones to help you remember. FOR INSTANCE: Everybody Goes Bananas Dancing Fandangoes. Eve Glanced Back, Daintily Dain-tily Flirting. Well, I told you this'n would be silly. And more: Eagles Glide By Dam Fast. (No profanity in this colyum.) EVEN GREEKS Break Dishes Finally. Eleven Girls Beat Dad Furiously. See? And dreaming up stuff like this is better than a sleeping pill. So how about some home-making advice: Enough Glue Battens Down Fabrics. AND EVEN some common sense: Everybody Gains By Driving Fifty. Enchilladas Gooder By Dunking Frijoles. (Oops, went too far there.) So finally: English Gentlemen Bypass Dental Floss, Well, don't blame me. And don't say I didn't warn you. Mac. |