Show Golf's Grimaces Editors who jab fellow golf golfers golfers ers ems in the ribs risk earning then their utter scorn and contempt for foi golf is the first love of first first- loves of so oh-so-many ath ath- letes Long ones short ones I fat ones skinny ones etc AND YET the intelligent observer observer observer ob ob- ob- ob server grows weary at the acting acting acting act act- ing and wardrobe performances of our blossoming crop of country country country coun coun- try club golfing dandies The hottest action shot at most golf contests is of a nattily dressed winner grimacing over a missed putt or lifting his leg over one that fell in Usually these winners are well aware that a camera is nearby and reward us with a little extra gah gah-gah gah gah and charm If they weren't so prett prettily ly dressed it wouldn't be so hard to take But the beige and pink sweaters soft kitten shoes and pants etc stir up the hackles on a mans man's spine Is there nothing that can be done about it PERHAPS THE winners could fight it out with clubs after the hole even if just to see who could mess up his opponents opponent's britches |