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Show HOOT MON STER! Many think there's something some-thing fishy about reports of a monster sighted in Loch Ness, Scotland. Others believe almost everything they hear or read about it. accepting ! such accounts loch, stock and barrel. Few, however, are indifferent in-different to the subject, according ac-cording to researchers at the Teacher's Scotch Information, Centre, who recently explorec this deep Scotch mist-ery. The first recorded accouni goes back 11 centuries. Sinc that time, though there hav been many studies of tht subject, investigators have beei unable to find the key to tht Loch Ness monster. Lochs, ol course, can deceive. Anions the many things which may have been mistaken for ; monster are a motorboat, i red deer stag standing in sev eral feet of water, a broker root of a submerged tree, and a mass of vegetable rubbish. Skepticism is countered by reports of thousands of intelligent in-telligent people who insist that what they saw in tht lake is not a lark. They ardently ar-dently believe they saw a monster and have convinced others to stop, loch and listen to their "deMONSTERable" opinions. So those who hold the cynical and ungrammatical view that there ain't no such animal realize - in equally colloquial col-loquial terms -- that it ain't NESSessarily so ! |