Show I I I l I I I HE HE Eye Ants Ee View 1 fly DJ By MAC MACNo No NoVi that hilt were vet Retting getting a little bit settled set led a down Goan wn to ordinary living at our out house the truth Is beginning begin nine ning to to c come m o out t slowly lowlY about th the things hinge thai Thal went sent nt ill m to pot during the three e short days that I was WM out of the office Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday 1 I CANT CAN'T be gone This time I W was anyhow My Lady Fair took charge of things beautifully but she hadn't reckoned with things that Just come up An order of newsprint failed to arrive They got pot all ready torun torun to torun run the press and nothing to torun torun torun run through It The boys had to toI drive to Salt Lake City after I paper I The news neVIs failed fallN to arrive e from fromI Park City Dozens of hysterical phone phone calls failed to locate it Finally they decided to just send everybody le a dime That would have ha been Park City's best treat She phoned Reed Heed Pace out of the Summit County Treasurers Treasurer's office and he ran like mad to the postoffice postoffice postoffice post- post office at and phoned back that the news wasn't there It was in Salt Lake The gas gaa heat went off in the house was waa afraid something something something some some- thing had slipped lIpped and the whole place was wa going to blow up She called the repair man and he didn't show how up She was waa Just Jut beginning to move the furniture furni ful ture out before the blast blatt when the gas gaa man Norman Elkins showed up and fo found nd a fuse blown out He fixed it For free She was flying around like a frog leg Jeg in a skillet when the ilie loyal helpers noticed that ahe abe hadn't eaten The Lynx Langfords Langfords Langfords Lang Lang- fords took her home bome and forced food into her She said she guessed guess guess- ed she ehe had forgotten Called from the house to theoffice the theoffice theoffice office early In tae tile morning she found she locked herself out She wandered around in the cold peering into the windows Poor skinny little thing Bruce Druce son and Don Turner came with hammer and screw driver and pried a basement window open Long-legged Long Don lowered himself right into the washing machine At night she couldn't sleep There was wal a nightmare about aman aman a aman man she still describes as al all steel gray who followed her around with hands reaching for her throat It got so 10 she was I afraid to go Into the house houle I think she slept In In the office leaning on a press prell All the politicians from Morgan and Summit County descended upon upon up up- on In the office e like locusts h hi h think thinks Roosevelt Is still president president pres- pres dent or something discussed the theand pros and cons of tariffs taxation roads and irrigation with a I straight face I And so when I got home one would suppose wouldn't one that she would be glad to have me back Dont Don't be naive Remember Remember Re Re- Re member she urged me to go Well I 1 hope you had a good time Which 1 I did Mac Mac |