| Show THE THE- THE Eye Ms View I ws newspaper office Is U no no dif dif- different dif dU- ferent from m others hers All of them there get too much mu mall Probably ev every ery cry weekly publisher looks forward forward forward for for- ward to the te time when when he can hire bire one person person to do nothing but edit or and-or discard the mall mail each e-ach morning Much of it is fa necessary Some of it is borderline This we have to peruse to see ee if it names any anyone anyone anyone one local and usually it doe doesn't And some of it I Is U downright theft of apace space Some big We outfit out oat fit lita fit spend more trying to k get a ai i tree free ator Into the paper papers than it would cost coat to k buy bay the same space apace for display advertising Take today's today assortment for in in In- stance Go on on take it itt BYU BYO writes' writes of an invitational track meet coming up Good But there isn't a flat 10 or 12 foot man in the territory First Security Bank writes to tell ho how your checking account can can an SAVE you money Good If li j we Ne had space wed we'd tell more First I Security advertises In Park j Her Heres Here's s 's a to o order der derI useful and decorative extension I telephones ones in color Might lust just do that has been complaining she feels isolated la d at the the w woodpile 5 5 Lq Love f tint that ha I girt girl Oakley Oakley H came in in just late eD enough up to tobare have hage me worried WO that Jut hat she bhe didn't appreciate last w weeks week's eka effort gt at tumor humor fib She's hes he's a the only oaly Emily who spells pella Emilie Prepared Prepare news items from the NavY t of activities of lo local al' al boys Wel Welcome rp news I Heres Heres' a stinker stinker The TM national nati nall organization of has hasa I a complete mailing service telling how to care for animals and al always always al- al ways suggesting you call caIl a veterInarian veter veter- i BUT THEY BUT THEY CONSIDER CONSID CONSID- ER ERIT IT UNETHICAL for members to advertise even advertise even a name-card name Is frowned upon how Kow inconsistent ent can you get Chance to to buy a revolutionary new press Easy terms for the theres res rest of your life Tax offices will remain open on Saturday April 12 until 1 pm pm p.m. to o help taxpayers it says here Brother you OU cant can't help me NOBODY NO- NO BODY can help me Im I'm over NO-l NO the barrel Im I'm stuck Help Do you want to buy a new adjustable quad guide with serrated serrated ser ser- ser ser- I rated grip formed tongue and beveled plate It might be nice for or sheep shearing I The National Guara Guard names 30 successful applicants to officer training raining school Nobody Nob dy from here iere Nor near here Hero's Heros a cheek check Not Sot near big enough to pay the taxes Need Setd it Weekly weather and crop report report re- re port ort Is Interesting Reservoirs Reservoir's more than half haJ full fun Good calf caU and lamb crops lops Wet The The- Republican sheet fact says the the Democrats are hindering Ikes Ike's plans The Democrat fact fact- sheet she says Ike Is dragging his feet Heres Here's an nn empty envelope enve from Salt Lake City Tax advice The sugar beet t people turn out oui outto outto to be sugar beet-sugar people pe-ople Their The fillers are Interesting to to the people people people peo peo- who raise sugar beets ets or own stock In beet sugar We love the weekly we-ekly news letter from the Fish and Game Depart Depart- ment In fact after we dig out what's local everybody in the shop reads It it The Del Monte Shield Is a beautiful beautiful beau beau- magazine It hasn't had anything anything anything any any- thing to say about anybody we know for a long time When I Ig g get t rich I want YOU to apply for fora a job checking this stuff Th The Treasury Department is 11 urging us ne today to buy bonds If fen we bad had some wed we'd sell em to Ito i pay the tho tUN tuest 1 An Illinois company Is Js celebratIng lag Ing ng its fiftieth anniversary Are YOU interested T Then The come in Inand inand and md Ill I'll let you read their letter IF we can find tineS U n In the waste waste- basket asket And here on the bottom la Is the weekly bulletin from the State Health Department Department- morbidity statistics The blanks for all the diseases are blank In both Sum Sum- nit mU and nd Morgan Nobody Is III 11 sick anywhere But nut how about me meT Im I'm suffering Buffering from morbidity in morbidity In fact tact Ive I've got bad bad Mac |
