Show I I THE Irn I Eye Ants View BY BY MAC C Gov Gay George D. D Clyde Sate Capitol Salt Lake City Utah Dear Sir As you no doubt remember we I love Utah and everything about It To us its it's Paradise and weare we weare weare are ve very y happy here nut But My Lady Fair you know how the ladles are Guv Guy finds one fly y In the lovely olot- olot ment Ill I'll let her tell about It Its It's the way they cut up chickens chickens chIckI chick chIck- I ens out here Mr Clyde You are a big man a nice man and I wish you could get some laws passed or something to get all the fries cho chopped ped up the same way I will promise to vote for you again no matter what you run for if you will do this for me Back in the Midwest there is just one way to cut u up a chicken I There are two drumsticks or legs two thighs two wings two I sections of ribs the back the breast the giblets And If youve you've been a bad bod little kid there are two feet and the neck which Is all nil you get Now isn't that simple When you approach the dinner table you know in advance what's on the table You drool politely In anticipation of at the piece or pieces you ou will attack Before you enter the dining room you can picture the platter neatly stacked with golden brown pieces of easily and perfectly identifiable pieces of chicken But Jut not here in Utah No DOno no DO nono no not What comes out of the up cut chicken package Is Ismore Ismore Ismore more more like a jigsaw puzzle Yo Yow Tow can just picture the butcher slashing away with a knife toone In to one hand a cleaver Inthe other oth oth other I er er both eyes tightly clo closed ed I My good husband says at the I table Darling you are the ve very I best chicken frler frier in the world I 1 II believe Ill I'll have ha another thigh I There isn't any Of course iv It a thigh I ate one There are always al always always al- al ways two Can you picture a chicken hobbling nr around arund on one J leg Ha lIa Ha lIa Hat I j ff Ha JIa Ha Ita Indeed d. d Very funny Th There r was only one thigh in the package Somebody else buying a package of thighs only got the theother theother theother other one i. i r So Mac starts to scratch and slash like one demented Hes He's as stubborn as a politician And he does find the other thigh I IU U Its It's wedged onto a wing w Now please tell II me Mr 11 Governor how Is this possible We have even nen discovered a gizzard just south lOath of 01 the south Math end ot of the I back There is White meat attached I to all the other pieces I ami t the I breast is just as apt AS not to lo con onI on lain tain nothing but liver sausage sausage I If It they were all aU the same we might get used to it Jt In tn time I Maybe But Dut there seems to beno be beno beno no set method of of cutting u up a Utah chicken The butchers Just start on the northeast quarter and work southwest Kind Hind of like clearing a road through a forsted for for- sted ested canyon When they come out the other end they go back and pick up the chunks and toss hem into a cellophane sack You will probably suggest that we buy a whole chicken and cutt cut cutt cutup t up to suit ourselves This we do But Dut sometimes we are in a hurry Does Mrs Clyde always have time to cut up her own chickens 7 And how long since n e eYOU YOU cut up one Were We're busy too summer at the county fair fiUr of we picked up at aa couple I prize chickens chicken to see if they are built different In Utah They are not all identical component This is fA a fact and And we ere Me eld pro chicken chicken- feelers feeler I I Please get in touch with somebody somebody some some- some some-I I body right sway Governor and lets let's have some law on this mat mat- ter Otherwise you may mat mat-I hear I from the the the League of Women Demanding Correctly- Correctly Cut Chickens We can swing a afew afew few votes you know I 1 Just address me as Madam President please please Louise Louise McC I I |