Show THE- THE Eye Ants View flY nv MAC MAG Recommended riding The new National Guard trip up on top of the mountain above Park City CHy to Bonanza Flat From there you youcan youcan youcan can go All down We enjoyed the trip In an army troop carrier Saturday Some 60 or 60 newspaper people people peo pea pie convening at Homestead near Heber spent five hours jouncing and jostling In three trucks over trails followed heretofore by sheep goats and low low flying flying eagles The National Guard proved marvelous hosts hosts and and they did not need to apologize for or the roughness of the trip The road would be rough In a Cadillac which couldn't make those curves The Guard has carved a road from Bonanza Flat down to Brighton ton and another from the Flat down to Midway The latter la Js a sissy compared to the Brighton road If two cars met on that dugway they'd just have to stay there thelle until another road was built around them You wonder how rough that road Is On a truck sitting on ona a board My Lady Fair can tell you When we finally dismounted dismounted dismounted dis dis- mounted her strapless bra was around her waist The Brighton trip side wasn't I j I really reay on the schedule We were supposed to travel from Park City over ver the top to Midway But the the Guardsmen hosts hosta were eo so proud of their road they Just took oUt offs There was strong temptation among th the sissies to to charter a s bus at JB T These ese were th the theone's ones one's ones who kept reaching out to claw caw J at the uphill cliff elitt Wi wits one hand and cover their eyes with the other as the trucks crept along a crack in the wall a Ordinarily MLP Is the one who forgets things Our touring trips have been one long trail of forgotten for gotten hankies garments cushions cushions cush cush- ions jewelry It 11 hat baa been a source of scorn to me me how how COULD she be so So she la Is having the last laugh bless blell her little brittle heart This was my turn Having a part on the convention convention conven conven- tion program I 1 wanted to look Jook teal real nice In Jn our ou motel I 1 showered and shaved shared and even nen combed my mT hair Then hen I r started to drew dress I The hanger hanger full ull of clothes was wu still hanging hinging In the bedI bedroom bed bed- room closet clout In Morgan No I amount of soul searching no maximum of Im Imagination no fetched far alibi could pass pas the buck to M LF on this one I did It It y The pants would do The abode would do I J bought a white shirt land I and tie which I needed anyhow But Dut I was wall costless coatless The clarion call caU for help went out to the convention oon con and three grand gentlemen gentlemen gentle genUe- men showed up op for the banquet with extra eitra coats coata Now It It is no secret that I am built like a brick outhouse outhouse-a a double one at t that I am not the easiest man to fit In a clothing store One of the coats fit nicely around the shoulders and came to my knees One failed fail fall failed ed to reach around by SIX Inches The third one was Just rl ht except my hands didn't show I And so for once 1 J didn't wave my arms wildly in stressing a point I J didn't dara Five Inches S I of sleeves were tucked back un der It got by And And My Mr Lady Fair FairIs Is pretty happy about the whole thing How COULD you ou be s so o ignorant Ignorant Mac I |