Show I r THE Ants Ant's Eye l Eye ye v View DY BY y MA MAAs MAO MAI As usual the safety safely experts Ire tre o. o ct 01 t with y advice for Cor he who head for some ace el el- e over the big Fourth jf J July I week end All An they can Jo is hope And as usual their are polite Id I'd go a t la le if I were an expert 1 Control rol your our temper when the Uie wheel Take heavy adhe adhesive ve tape tope and rind up your mouth and your wife's mouth and all the kids' kids Leave one tiny Uny hole for of drinking straw 2 Start early u expect t fre- fre gent delays and leave for lor home early parly preferably during durinA day day- Il light ht I Better Detter yet arise early study Che traffic statistics In the morn- morn n ng paper and go back to bed 3 Watch out for lor careless driven drivers who are over anxious to reach their destinations destination Just pull out into the ditch and sit there Except you ALL drivers drivers ers are careless and over v ous us and silly fools 4 Slow down to allow passing passing pass pass- ing lug cars can extra edra room to get back baek into the right lane ahead of 01 yea yeu eu For these birds carry a sack- sack full of sized fist rocks in the seat beside you If the right lane laneIs h lj full and they're still trying to get in before those five trucks get here a nudge into the lefthand lefthand lefthand left- left hand ditch will prevent them from Crom having a bad accident S. S Always give the other driver more than his share of the road Well heres here's that right right hand hand ditch again How about taping dynamite caps cape on the Ule left tt side of 01 your Our car earl cart T 6 0 let jet into lb the proper lane lone wel well m In advance of turning turning- tan n nd d always signal your our ln Intention nUon MI w turn Lurn or stop top r J I I. I 00 This is especially iy l important t If It you yua have to turn left and cant can't att tt et away from the outside lane I 4 f a lane four highway Try throwing out several bottles 7 Pull Cull your our tAr cat entirely off the ad when stopping for lor or a roadside picnic This is a chance to practice your si And if the parking park ing space sace or picnic grounds are too full heres here's here's heres that right-hand right aan This is becoming dull duiL Check depth of ditch carefully 8 Check traffic in all ail dj directions dirge dirge- nuns cH to the rear before before be be- fore foe llin out of u a purl parking ng s.- s. ot t onto ante the highway Locate 11 a large steel barrel Or two If 1 if traffic remains solid roll roU out the barrel A Ii sp ac will open Fill space with yur yuri i r r. r L LIU Lit U you e gotta tta DIG 0 9 Reduce speed sawed fed at nt window rundown n nand and drive rhe n the range of his I In fail to can understand Dad drove the M del T of files liles af of t er mark cark without reducing reducing ing that mad mile 25 gait galt and with NO lights when the carbide ran rat o out If It the other guy has haJ II tights hs yoi yo r int r rO illy really need any he always said True we hit an occasional cow But Dut there are few cows on the r road d nowadays 10 Concentrate on your driving ing its it's its it's a 1 full time job This is especially important for young lovers lovers and and old fool lovers Make up your mind bud Love em on the side troad road and leave em on the highway or spend your honeymoon hone moon Iii in bed the bed the hos- hos pI pital at bed bod that is Well it K always stems seems to me the he Golden Rule is s the bet best rule for all aU driving e Better Detter yet day home and well we'll ee see you around Monday Let the other people drive here They're will will- ng to come th thousands of miles to ton n y the Heaver HeRve on Earth that we take for granted Mac |