| Show rHE riff Eye Ants View BY MAC MAG MAGEd MACEd Ed FA Sullivan n most mast have t done don his chief com competitor Steve Allen n. a world of good with Ills his TV performance per Sunday day night t Certainly C Certainly e he Ie didn't help his sponsor It does doe not seem Hoem possible the until louD segment Of vf teen agars tH n- n nn n who full fell to retch at t the na ty antic of t Pelvis Elvis-Pelvis y buy many Mercury 1 or or- Lincoln run MIl Yet Mr Sullivan let lt him himon himon on hi his hili show three thre-e times More Important hereabouts Is Eds Ed's smallness In Insulting Gene Fullmer because the new world I champion didn't ap appear ar on his 1115 Were We're pretty normal at our house And as such well we'll forecast forecast forecast fore fore- cast Ed will make a couple of apologies veiled as explanations In the very near future The diet dirt will wiD have to wait walt Its It's postponed until all aU of the Christmas candy and fruit truit cake coke Is III gone J Meantime the situa- situa Uon U Ia worsening fast aa as the middle thickens thicken rapidly How now about this fellow we rear reap bout who wh lost a lot Mt by eating 8 s 3 IJ breakfast and a huge lunch cn en until gain Darn It It I t dont don't geat ge get al at iiI unary until supper time I My t d Lady Fair had some verj verl 1 tangs lango experiences In the GoWer Colder Cat Probably she Ithe ho will nova P. novar J r DIP came Nicely attired she went down jn on the beach with me to gather cn lea shells Engrossed she wen went loser closer and closer to the tho waters water's edge You guessed It one It-one one o of hose DIG BIG waves came In and her nice shoes and her Gc hosiery clear to the knees Will you explain tom to tome tomo m mo me why a woman always pate pat the blame for tor such lIuch an occurrence occur renee rence squarely on on her ber husband T f She managed four birthday NI for me and I never nevet tast tasted mo of them Through her mys mys- rlou dealings dealing'S she tad lad us ex ex- at nt four different places n m I Doe Dee c. 22 Being human we mid uM be at only one on T That one I had turkey a a vl a-vl i I got too full to touch the cake eMe Enjoying n a s' s 1 ulcer which shields her from certain sins Ins of gluttony she he was sr n M by the Top of the the Mark Of COUMe course you OU know bUt but if you hi hl we forgotten Its It's the world world world-fa fa I mows glassed ln room way WRY up on top of the Mark Hopkins hotel on a high hill hilt In San Francisco Frankly Frankl Its It's a bar Three things are arc high the high the room a avery avery very Cry few customers and customers and the prices Thirty five cent Bents for a gl glass M Mot of ot plain Seven Up she he moan moon ed Id When we get ge home Fit ru take a whole bottle for tor or just a s dime up on the hill bIU bt behind our house and tee see a prettier view than We visited an old sailing ship and ind we couldn't find loU loU-F. She turned turned up in the hold arguing with an old salt over the merits of t f three masters over mae four ers She was winning as usual She held her nose through Fishermens Fishermen's Wharf She was not one whit Interested In the cafe afe of gf Joe DIMaggio What What did dide he e I paint l nt She wanted to stop In the middle of the Oakland six bridge six lanes of ot traffic all aU at fj 05 15 miles miltS per hour hour so so she could look ook down Her friends and relatives all insIst she got her ulcer worrying worryIng worry- worry Ing ng about me Not one has ever wondered why I didn't get one worrying about her S She hn hA left her small m purse pune at atthe the th home of her brother her herbest best hat at the th home bome of ot my sister sister sis sill ter and some lingerie at the home bome of our trot I think she lib left Jen something on OD the tile train tram I Ilo too ton lo but she he wont won't admit It I Deer are coming coning down lower and earlier than In many years according to time old ranchers No trouble we hope A year ago wed we'd have been over the hill bin to greet them Now well we'll wait walt here I Spose were we're acclimated Mac |
