Show TifE- TifE THE Vi View Eye Ants Eye w fly DY nv MAThis MAC MA This Friday 1 l is the thirteenth flack FrIday I 1 used lined to know a aKif aguy guy K who stayed In bed betl all day dayon dayon dayon on Friday the Thirteenth Wouldn't an answer the phone or see oc any anyone one Always wondered 1 If U his hit bedroom would some dome day Ret get nil hit by a meteor mete or a falling failing airplane or It lC he would ouM pet gel absent minder absent and smother In his blankets We all liked this one In the Fish and Game Bulletin this week A tomahawk la Is what when you see ee somebody who's who been scalped carped theres there's been an Indian with And somebody Homebody wonders If Its It's true that rows charge charlo with their eyes open and bulls close theirs If either one ono charges me Im I'm not gonna stick around round to fl find 1 out Im I'm much like the color colored d boy who was waa hired to work In the thc lions lion's cage When h he found Cound out he hc was Wa supposed to stick lUck his head inthe In Inthe Inthe the lions lion's mouth he quit Why you frightened crea creature ture lure said th the lion lIon tamer tamer that lion is real old lie cant can't bite you lie Ile hasn't got a tooth In his hla head Maybe not Boss Bos replied the colored boy But ah aint gonna get yet gummed to death Apropos of nothing at atall all much lak to know which h eye eye th the chicken looks looka out of oC Ever er notice he fixes Just on one beady eye at a time Ume on you What's he doing with the oth other r rhe ohe he Which view is he the the of of the one that includes you o or the one on his other side r l Why should O he waste one eye all all the time Why doesn't he have Just one peeper In the tip of his hi beak And If you Insisted In In- Insisted on standing right In front of him would he be unable to see ee you Incidentally when we saw he e here we don dont don't t necessarily mean roosters rooster only We mean all chickens Old hens hen needn't feel left out So it got pretty hot here this week Anyway the thermometer r showed pretty hot But how long has it been since you spent a day AND AND A NIGHT down NIGHT down where its it's really hot Where frying the tho eggs egg on the sidewalk is I. old eld stuff you stuff you can till still fry em three there hour hours after sundown Where the only place you Ou can CIl sleep is in Inthe the the river river and and there your nose nose sweats weats and may strangle strang e you rou Where the shade is Just as hot hota ua as a th the sun un Where what you drink bolls boll out in five minutes Where what you eat sort of I globs together in In a sticky stick mass maul I conditioned air place day or Inight I Inight night and the humidity slaps lapa I you all at once like a huge hot towel I Where It gets barely cool enough enough en en- n ough to rest just about time you ou have Lave to get up and face the sun sun un another day all pooped out without with without out sleep I Where the sheet toSO I to Jou until it sweats sweats loose Where people sprawl on the lawn all night In various degrees degrees de de- de grees of untidy undress How long since ou e been down there If Its It's more mote than a year maybe youve you've forgotten forg It H Maybe you REALLY think Its It's hot here in these wonderful mountains mountains moun moun- maybe you forgot to b be thankful for the privilege yes privilege jes even en the blessing blessing- blessing of of lf living In InthIs Inthis inthis this marvelous country country Mac I |