| Show TW- TW Eye Ants Eye s-Eye View BY DY M MI MAC MACOne I I One of the big business big brush brush- offs for applicants U is Leave your name and telephone num numb ber her Dont Don't call us well we'll well we'll call you That's That the way I feel about Sunday Dec 22 1957 Dont Don't call callus callus callus us In the afternoon well afternoon well we'll call you Lets Let's take no chancre chance on foulIng fouling foul foul- Ing up the My Iy son Ion and his hL wife Ire will phone me from Irom Germany for lor a birthday pres press ent Kindly do not Interrupt will get In on it too of course and the time limit is just three minutes Now how are you going to manage that kind of a conversation 1 When you haven't haven seen some someone someone someone one you love very much for more than three years when four tour persons persons per per- sons must share the conversation when you allow a few moments for for for-a a up choke-up on my part oh sure I will willi and when y you u want wan wanto want to hear the voices tot lof two little grand daughters youve you've n never neverseen e eve v e r Ii seen seen seen- How flow do you all aU that In three minutes minute Even If we jot down the important Important Im- Im things and vow to omit om the nonsense Im I'm just sure to enc end up with something like this How am I tell you I seem to have a little catch In my right elbow lately and Ive I've noticed that when I stoop I see spots In front i of my eyes and so I dont don't stoop I just squat Some things I eat dont don't set so good oh kind of like dill pickles and mint ice cream and td cold rab rab- bit And I need new glasses 1 guess Sometimes t I think my liver Is a little off color but Im I'm afraid to go t to the Doc And at night my right foot twitches and sometimes its it's real bad But I feel real good usually ally thanks Plans You mean like for or right now or for lor tomorrow or for next ned year Or for the business or for lor the house or for forthe or orthe the car or for lor buying a dog ora or ora ora a horse home Or borrowing some sugar from next ned door Or tak talc ing a cruise to Cuba T Just what plans did you ou have In mind f How Flow are the little girls They are They did They do Bye Bye- bye States huh Well sir that reminds me of a story they tell I on me when I was that age It seems there was this preacher visiting What Three min minutes utes Oh sure Mother Oh she she's tine fine She's standing here shaking and trying to get the phone away from me She Is pretty pale Say hang on ona ona ona a minute will you She just fell over In a faint taint and she's pretty heavy on my foot Ill I'll be right back Have I seen leen who Mho I mean whom Oh Ob him Well heway the he way we heard beard it he be graduated and then be he met this girl see IN dont don't think you knew her she she- was sort of like Uke oh ob you know But nut she had bad a a. little dough of her own see and he be thought he be was waa going to marry her but bat what happened waa was sort ort of funny funny funny fun fun- ny In a way what way what Oh Ob sure aure Your mother Is beginning to stir Now she is staggering to her feet leet and she wants to talk But first let me tell you the story that's going the rounds here here here- Youve You've heard It How do you know Oh sure and a Happy Birthday to you too Operator Operator Operator Oper Oper- I ator operator Youve You've cut us off That's me You wait walt and see Ill I'll botch it somehow They say those European calls come In clear as next door But how does one know how hes he's going to act when the phone rings and the operator says Germany Is calling One mo mob moment moment ment meat please Actually you know darned well It'll Ill be me who faints and Just lies les there Mac |
