Show 4 This was Just about the best Fathers Father's Day ever for me My Lady Fair Louise let me do things my way for a change For instance she let me sleep until instead of She thinks its it's good discipline to arise early on Sunday She I got ot breakfast for me prying open a new box of The choice of a shirt for the day was all mine and she permitted permitted permitted per per- me to tie my own shoes although she stood by and in insisted in- in that I use the double bow bowknot knot There was quite a little stack of personal mail man which she allowed me to read after break break- fast It had been pretty well wellS S censored The Sun Sunday day paper was all mine to read as long as I all that is except the funnies the sports the editorial page and the state news section all allS S of which she hid because it might corrupt my morals Ann Landers was real good The Fathers Father's Day gift was beautifully wrapped-a wrapped new file with which to sharpen her axe Then c came a m e the breakfast dishes She left the kitchen while I washed and dried w which ich was a abig abig big treat because she usually stands there and nags Some day dayI I may Just blow up and tell her to do her I shaved all by myself This Sunday on the way to church she shedid did not sit out front fronton on the hood to watch for nails She perched in the back seat with her chin on my shoulder where she could see the speed speed- ometer However she let me blast up to 50 on the straight straight- away Yes sir 0 it was wasa a great day My Lady Fair protected me all allday day she day she jumped in front of me when a strange lady smiled and nodded I got to sit in my very own chair Every other half hour I got to walk on the carpeting After I took off my shoes and socks and washed my feet Maybe Maybethe the be best st part of the whole day was watching the Open Golf tou tournament r na ment commercials on her program However there was one flaw We argued about The Wish On Big Days the honored person gets His oi of or Her Wish This just about spoiled an otherwise perfect day She has this little mini skirt see a pink dinner dress which barely covers her skinny little panties With it she always wears black high button shoes It was My Wish that I she should give the shoes to the Relief Society because they have been patched t twice w wi i c e and soled half-soled three times She refused Well you cant can't quite win em emall emall emall all Maybe next year year Mac |