Show Bees I WAXING by Mary B Bee e Too high cant can't get over too it-too low low cant can't get under too it-too wide cant can't get around it it it- so ya gonna do Well if tilts its a house and its lodged on the railroad bridge on the only highway home you do what everyone else is doing you wait So wh while i 1 e we waited we watched the people Several cars each with an state out-of-state license pulled out of line to follow a highway patrol patrol patrol pat pat- rol car the entire length of the line They were looking real smug They'll be back we re re- re marked Sure e enough n o u gh pretty soon they came back and if they had been dogs they would have had their t tails ils between their legs One man from O Ontario n t a r i o Canada came up with a mop in his hands to inquire about the Mirror Lake R Road 0 a d. d Wouldn't that be a way to get to Evanston Evanston Evanston Evan- Evan ston Wyo he wanted to know Sure we told him only right now its buried under about six feet of snow Oh No That other man just went that tha way way way- We assume he found out about the snow Among those stranded was the Wasatch High School baseball team They turned around and went back Also a load car-load of cute girls who were wishing g they hadn't spent so much time goofing around at lunch And me with all my bedding in the back seat of the car Why did I have to choose THIS DAY to wash bedding What about bout the Henefer and Echo kids How will they get the buses by Along came Earl Willoughby on his motor scooter scooter coming coming after Bill Roberts Roberts Roberts Ro Ro- berts the bus driver who is stranded on the o 0 other t the h e r side Could he get around the house Believe me you couldn't have gone around that house on roller skates skates- unless they had wings So Earl used the railroad tr tracks ks- ks you do if you meet meeta a train we asked Ill toot my horn Beep Beep And what will you do when you get your bus driver Go around through Salt Lake Well naturally we didn't want them to take our our kids Then they would be on the other side and we would still be stranded on this side As long as were we're going to be be stuck we might as aswell aswell aswell well all be together The whole incident reminded me of the time I was stuck in inan inan inan an elevator for 30 minutes Yep we were riding in the elevator just as innocent as you please when the lights started started started start- start ed blinking and it coasted to a stop The elevator girl pushed emergency buttons and flipped warning switches and nothing happened So we waited She opened the emergency door and we saw a twelve- twelve inch opening just above our heads We could see peoples people's feet We were not only stuck we were between the floors So a man stuck his head in the hole and asked the girl if she had the emergency key to the something-or-other something which would get us going again No she had given hers to installing installing the workmen who were ling a new elevator in the other shaft get it from them Couldn't do that they had gone to lunch Try the man he has ones oner Sorry he had gone to lunch too tod So we waited until everyone returned from froth lunch My advice is if you have to get stuck in an elevator dont don't do dolt it during the lunch hour and if you get stuck on the wrong side of a ahouse ahouse ahouse house just wait sooner or later someone will move it I think Were We're s still t till i 11 wondering why they didn't call the parents and have them meet the bus on the theother theother theother other side of the house The children c co could o u l 1 d have walked around easily and been home at atthe atthe atthe the regular time Anyway our thanks to Beth who let the children childr n go into her home to use her phone to call their parents What an interesting or or different different dif dlf- ferent way to spend a a beautiful spring afternoon waiting afternoon waiting for a ahouse ahouse ahouse house to m move 0 v e out out of your way |