Show I A FRIEND claims he has devised a means of getting abig a big dental job done free and clear Sounds a little sneaky but you might try it This feller arranged with one of the city dentists to get his Dentures replaced for a hundred dollars Why he be didn't go to Dr Lambert or Dr Kirk both bothof bothof of 91 whom when are upcoming young oung dentists who do beautifully with China clippers is unknown but it would spoil the story The deal was that after the new choppers were installed he could come back back back-as as often as necessary to have the rough spots filed off or corrections made or low spots built up or whatever All AU for t the e original hundred And his credit was good So after he had the installation installation installation lation completed and had made several trips for polishing purposes purposes purposes pur pur- poses he he wrote the dentist this letter DEAR DOC My new crockery is just dandy and I love every tooth in my head You done a real good job and now strange babes smile at atme atme atme me when I whistle although my whistle has changed some now that my pucker dont don't I l' l have your bill for a hundred dollars and Im I'm gonna tell you what Im I'm gonna gonna do do Ill I'll make you a little deal Every t time i mea a patient or a client or wha whatever teve r you have there calls at your office it costs him or her at least ten bucks Right So If I have to keep coming back to your office for re-fits re or re-fills re or re recaps recaps recaps re- re caps each visit will cost YOUat YOU YOUat at least ten bucks Right Now if you insist on charging me this century note Im I'm gonna keep coming on back to your office so many times that dont don't I think you can afford it Furthermore Furthermore Furthermore Further Further- more consider the little things that could happen each time I visit I COULD BITE some catsup and leave your office with blood running down my chin Or I could pinch the girls when they walk past with a tray- tray full of instruments Maybe you'd like me to light up a cigar when the office is full full of sickly spinsters Sometimes when my teeth hurt I spit on the floor And if my feet hurt I J take off my shoes What do you think the sweet little old ladies will say if they come in and find me plastered and passed out Jut on your best waiting-room waiting couch Or maybe on the floor Sometimes I 1 get getsick sick WOULD YOU BELIEVE a kook like me parading back and forth on the street outside your building carrying a sign sip Dr Pack hurts people Maybe even the kook would be flapping toothless gums and his sign would say I 1 bought my teeth from Dr Pack These are just a few ideas of what could happen if you insist on my coming back and back and back to be sure I 1 get my bucks worth Or if you prefer we could just call the whole thing off Give it a little thought and let me hear from you truly P PS S On second thought I may send you a bill for a hundred dollars which I believe you willbe will willbe willbe be glad to pay to keep me away truly Well what do you think Spose it will work Do you agree theres there's some financial merit in inthe inthe inthe the plan plan Mac Mac |