Show Porter Knew Where WhereTo To Get Quicker er Service The young lovers were trying to find some quiet secluded spot for fora a long embrace But everywhere they went there were people pee people peo peo- people pIc people And the girl was shy Suddenly the man had a bright idea Triumphantly he led her to the railway station and standing beside the door of a railway carriage carriage car car- as though seeing her of off kissed her fondly After the couple had repeated the experiment at four or five different different dif dif dif- ferent platforms a sympathetic porter strolled up and whispered to the young man Take er to the bus stop mate They goes evry three minutes minutes min min- utes from there |