Show 0 6 I lips Ph wu ur p TilE THE UNIONIZED MILK INDUSTRY John L L. L Lewis is now trying to unionize the milk industry throughout through through- out the country If he succeeds every bottle of milk delivered will have a union label certifying that there has been no union non-union contact from the cow pasture to the doorstep door door- step e eThe The Idea is to have milk from union farms handled by union dairy hands and delivered by union milk men The new slogan may be Milk From Union Cows Contented or Not e We can Imagine a tJ union cow chewing id lu union cud in a tJ union meadow wishing wish swish ing a tJ unionized tail ail and lowing owing in tones onea approved by the he Musicians Union e e eWe We can picture union clover union brooks union hillsides and union hay bay The curfew v tolls the knell of parting day The lowing herd winds slowly oer o'er the lea The plowman homeward plods his weary way- way All unionized and happy as can ean be e Whoever thought the cow barn I would some aay ty y become a closed shop S e What would grandpa have thought if B somebody had predicted that the walking delegate would wind slowly oer o'er the lea that the cow would jump over the moon only if it had a union permit and that the milkmaids milkmaid's milkmaids milkmaid's milkmaids milkmaid's milk milk- maids maid's answer to May I go with you would have been Not unless you are a member of the union in good standing mister S e Somehow we find it hard to gaze over ovey ove the th-e rolling country these spring days and take in the bucolic scene without feeling that although he is not there in person the spirit-form spirit of John L. L Lewis flits through the meadows looks disapprovingly on the gusto of the rushing brook and wielding an invisible rubber stamp puts an Okay J. J L. L L L. on the flank of every S Whispering into the ear of every cow the wonders of the five-day five week and warning the bull to take orders only from its local board S To revise Anne Emilie old verse At five o'clock he milks the cow The busy farmers farmer's man At six clock o'clock the strains the milk And pours it in the can At seven theres there's a clamor and andA A merry little row Its It's found the cow that gave the milk Was not a union cow The busy farmers farmer's man is called called- With him it goes quite hard Its It's charged that when he strained the milk He lacked a union card At eight o'clock John L. L appears A frown upon his pan pan pan- And there will be no milk today today- NOT A UNION CAN I S e eIm Im short of food but long on stair carpet and paper treads wheelbarrow flag 6 by 56 12 foot staff statI hose iron washtub vanner vanner vanner van- van ner crowbar jigsaw puzzles dust mop and kitchen utensils Yankee Magazine S e e And a man must live five e YOU'LL FIND OUT Little grains of sugar Little ration books Tend to cramp the style of Many 1 pastry cooks S e e One-half One pound of sugar per person person person per per- son per week will be the new federal federal federal fed fed- eral sugar ration But I cant can't wait a week I I use it every day complains Ima Dodo S e The Tile race tracks of oj America Americo will ill donate two Iwo million dollars dollar to army and navy relief relie relief re re- lief lie funds this year The chart writer would perhaps per describe the belated decision deci l lion sion on thusly Slow to get of o appeared ap out o oj oit it at first turn responded to 0 urging in stretch and came through under a hard dr drive Le e Mahatma 1 Gandhi must be one man who is moved somewhat unusually unusually un un- usually by the prospect of losing his shirt S Elmer Twitchell the old horseshoe pitcher and chess champion is quite sore He says Mr McNutt abolished those bureaus before he got his games co S e eBuy e Buy Buy Defense Bonds- Bonds Secretary says every doorbell in the country will be rung at least once in the drive to sell war bonds The trouble is that they have been rung so often for various purposes that most of ot em are out of order Bombers Set Back at Stadium 5 to 2 Headline We always said those baseball fans wouldn't stand for lor any nonsense nonsense non non- sense from Irom Tokyo or Berlin |